http://pitticus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2009-09-16 10:28 pm (UTC)

Oh please. You're hopeless.

You took advantage of me while I was taking my clothes off. My wings got caught in my clothing and I had trouble taking my shirt off, and then you scared me and laughed at me. I tried to get free, but then you started stroking my body! While I was naked and helpless! And then, before I could catch you, you ran off! Sneaky! You know, where I come from, men can die for shamelessly defiling me like that. You're lucky you're not blinded by now.

And from the looks of it you like what you felt, you pervert.

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