You think you can lie to me? I remember it clearly. It was one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me. I don't know why I haven't punished you for it yet. You know, I may be generally nice, but I have lines that can be crossed. It's perfectly understandable why I should feel this way.

So fess up. Admit it. YOU TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY! If you can apologize, we won't have any more problems. Deal?