Hey, Char. Where the heck have you been? I guess there was some sorta gang infestation while I was gone? People talked about that. I won the Orange Star Strongest Man contest. I got attacked by some crazy charizard on crack. I did 20 reps at 1400 yesterday for squats. I ain't seen Bulba since I got back, neither, which is weird 'cause that kid is usually good about doin' his weight training.