Sadly, no, Amp wasn't a magical meat fairy. Surely that would be Rasputin's dream come true, but his fantasies would have to remain as such for yet another length of time. What a tragedy.

"Friends?! Friends! See? Friends!" She parroted. "He's a fun pet, chu! Do you think I could see him more often?! I can come give him more food, chu!"

She paused, and then decided to express some curiosity over one particular condiment. "Do you think he'd like ketchup?" She always had that on hand, that was for sure.