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( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

( [Oh look it's Samus' birthday how about that] )

( [A note for Blacky, unhackable] )

Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.