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[rivalkidneypunch]

( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )

[So Char is obviously pretty busy today, but did you know he was busy the previous night, too? Because as it turns out, grad happens to fall on the same day as a certain Biomechanical Engineering teacher's birthday. She is thirty-six years old today. You know what that means. It is also worth noting that Char still has that set of teacher keys he stole during the zombie panic during that one Halloween.

Therefore, dearest Samus, when you open your classroom door this morning, you may be delighted to note that someone has filled the room with balloons. Happy birthday.]

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[A note slipped under Blacky's door, obviously unhackable]
I know it's been a long time, but you haven't forgotten about me, have you, Vap? I shouldn't have made you wait for so long, but I want you to know I'm okay. I'm alive. I'm happy.

You try to stay happy too, okay?

-Kerosene
[/note]

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Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.

There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.

As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.

Comments

[raced_god]

Congratulations.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't sound too overjoyed there, Coach. I'm sure you still count as the smartest Blaziken.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[Oh, a note? For her? Who could it be?]

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[Wait, this isn't for her, it's for someone named Vap. Vap, huh...]

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

You base that assessment on your capacity to graduate, yet not on any other factor.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I base it on the fact that I'm a goddamn genius. The diploma's just a piece of paper provin' it.

A narrationreactionaction thing of sorts just for you.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Delighted wasn't quite the word.

Samus was very busy this day and almost had no time to stop by her office to give one last look-over and ensure she hadn't missed anything after she cleaned it out. Summer meant no paperwork which meant no more time required in the office, but her very presence not being around also meant it would be unguarded and more vulnerable to break-ins.

Hence the need to remove anything she cared about.

So when she was greeted with the office not as she had left it, but a swarm of balloons attacking her face, her first and natural reaction was to whip out the Paralyzer and fire away. Loud bangs of popped balloons followed in rapid succession while a few lucky ones escaped out the door and bumped up into the hallway ceiling. In a few seconds she realized she was not in harms way and lowered her weapon, perplexed.

"...Balloons...?" Who the hell would...

Was it Falcon. It was probably Falcon. What a sneaky jerk she was just going to have to go yell at him later.

[raced_god]

[NO I WAS GOOD TODAY.]

No this isn't a thing

[rivalsweetscent]

Oh my god you sucked every dick.

This is a thing.

[rivalsweetscent]

The world will never be the same.

[twilightprincess]

My, my, this is certainly one for the history books. Congratulations on getting your flaming ass this far.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Amazin' just how far dumb luck can go, huh?

[surpass.livejournal.com]

Another Charizard?

Oh, congratulations...! I am happy for you.

[oh what the hell N he's being a douche LOOK AT THIS don't give me that "but no he's just a happy pokemon" shiz!!]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Oh, N.]

Not "another" Charizard. I'm the Charizard. This here territory belongs to me, pal.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Yo, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish but what the fuck?

Okay, so I got no idea how the hell that happened, but I'm happy for ya.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Well you see I apparently may have sucked a few dicks Let's just say I got a different kind of smarts than book learnin' on my side.

I could maybe try and put them smarts to use for your sake, if you're gettin' bored with this whole schoolin' song and dance.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

You can be intelligent but lack common sense.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Man, you guys just love rainin' on my parades, don't you?

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Well damn, man. That's quite an accomplishment, to be the most intelligent member of your species - what are ya gonna do with this newfound position of prestige?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Play Digimon Stadium and eat Doritos, most likely.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on your graduation.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, thanks. Surprisin' just how far a little brains can take a guy, huh?

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

I literally cannot believe my eyes.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, Genny, I shown you my diploma yet? It's pretty sweet. Just sayin'.

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

An' yet ya're still a big meanie who likes ta beat up on folks and set things on fire.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Truly, I am a Charizard of many facets.