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[rivalkidneypunch]

Guess I'm thankful for:
- Bulba. Kid's got a good head on his shoulders. I really think he's got a future for himself, Pokemon or no.
- Blastoise. I guess. He gives me somethin' to aim for.
- Green. He ain't given up on me yet, and that's more than any other human's ever done.
- Rasputin. As weird as it is for a Pokemon to have a... I guess he's a pet? Whatever. I'm glad he's around.
- Nyx. She's better'n I deserve.
- Eyebrows, Rawk Hawk, Max... I ain't never had a lot of people that I think'd call me a friend, and lord only knows why they would, considerin'.
- Gramps. Came from his lab, after all.
- My mom. Charmeleons ain't exactly family oriented, but I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for her.
- holy shit this list is the gayest thing I have ever made
- what the fuck

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I'm thankful that my ass is on fire.


Hey, Casper. You got plans for tonight? Max asked the team over for dinner and I thought maybe you'd wanna join us.