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Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2008-12-30 02:25 am
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I ain't too big on holidays, but... eh, I guess Christmas was pretty nice. Guess I'd better start workin' on that resolution, huh? Maybe I'll resolve to turn over a new leaf an' start respectin' others.

Or maybe I'll resolve to learn how to vomit rainbows. That seems a lot likelier.

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...So.

You're in that Fag Alliance or whatever.
You're datin' that Lopunny freak, and he's a dude.
You live in the boy dorms.

...Care to explain, sweetheart?
 
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Hey, Casper.

I usually ain't the type of guy to go makin' resolutions, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Well... I guess this ain't so much of a resolution for next year, though. I promised myself that by the time New Year's came around, I'd tell you I lo

I ain't so good at this kinda stuff, so I thought it'd be easier if I wrote it. You probably know it already, but I figure it's somethin' I need to say, one way or another. I lov

I ain't even said it to my own mother before, shit. You've been real good to me, and you don't deserve half the shit I pull, and I love y

I lov

I l

I can't even do this
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[identity profile] ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Pffft.
You learn that, I'll work on making bunnies appear out of thin air.
We can be superheroes.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What a wonderful idea, Casper.
We'd probably hafta work on our names, though. I dunno that Vomit Man and Bunnygirl sound too inspirin'.

[identity profile] ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think we'd be pretty useless superheroes in the end, huh?

Watch out, villains. I might give you an allergic reaction. Oh man, better back off.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know what? Screw the whole superhero thing, let's be villains. Then we get to have giant lasers and shit.

[identity profile] ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...Weren't we already, kinda?

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... Good point.
Carry on, then.

[identity profile] ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, we can still have lasers. In fact, I think we should work on that. pew pew.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, let's have a shark pit, too.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2008-12-31 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
My vote's on vomiting rainbows.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Anythin' for you, Biomech.

[identity profile] loudflowerpower.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's a resolution for you: become a professional marshmallow roaster. (Or nut roaster, if that's your thing.) At least then you'll finally be useful for something! Tee-hee!