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Because Char is a merciless beast.

'Ey, ~~Giant Rattata~~ Fang.

After Princess Daisy went all apeshit on your ass, she said somethin' about takin' advantage of her?
Care to shed a little light on that? I have a hard time believin' anybody would exploit that.

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Eh, our resident delicate flower got all bitchy at me because I took her out on the prom and we made out after she -SHE, mind ya- had too much to drink.

She just can't get over that she let a catch like me get away, I guess.

...That's it? All you did was a round of tonsil hockey? Where's the part with the takin' advantage?

Hell if I know. I guess it was the drunk part? She said I shoulda "stopped her," like I was supposed to keep her on a leash and say "heal, girl" or somethin'.

I see nothing wrong with this. She's the one who got drunk.

Maybe he was babysittin' her instead of takin' her on a date. Ain't like she's an adult responsible for her own actions or nothin'. That'd be silly.

Well, I can't deny that I had a few drops too.

But she got on me for...hell, I dunno, not knowing what her limit is and watching her or some crap. Like I'm supposed to just ~*~magically~*~ know what it is even though I'd never talked to or met her before then.

That's just how princesses are, I guess. Of course everyone knows all about 'em, seein' as the world revolves around them and all.

Hell, if you had some to drink too, I don't see how it's your fault. She obviously shoulda known your limit and stopped you before you tried to suck face with her.

No kidding. But its hard ta think of that stuff when she's screamin' atcha 'cause of how you "took advantage of 'er".

Oh, an' I almost fergot th' best part: After that we had a little shouting match, and she said I had no idea what I'd missed out on.

I dunno what I can say that'd make that any better then it is, so just savor it, mate.

Pffft. You poor bastard. With all the guys linin' up to date her, you must really be regrettin' blowin' your chance with a prize like that.

If nothin' else, you got a hell of a story out of the whole thing. Not much else to gain from goin' out with a crazy chick, but a little silver linin's better'n nothin'.

Eh, she don't look bad. If she got rid'a the shrewy bitchiness she would be a prize. I also got a makeout session outta th' deal, so at least somebody's 'appy.

So how would you rate her on a scale of one to ten on the "makeout" scale?

She 'ad a handicap cause of the tooth, but I'd say about 6...maybe 7, if yer desperate and generous.

I'm neither desperate nor generous. Just wanted to know if the princess knew how to have a little fun. Kinda enjoyable seeing the so-called delicate flowers fall from grace, you know?

She had grace to begin with?

Good point.

It's more fun when you ain't on the receiving end of the drama or the right hook.

Amen to that.
She lost me a tooth.

Seems to me that it ain't right for assault to go unpunished ~~unless I'm the one assaultin' somebody~~. Two lefts don't make a right, or however that goes.

True. Very true. Whatcha got in mind?

Are you three out of your mind? She's mentally unstable right now! That wouldn't be a very nice thing to do.

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And this is why we should talk about this where others can't see us typing.

I like the way you think.

What do you guys say to givin' her a little scare?
It'll be easy. All we need's a way to pick a lock, a couple bags of lettuce and somebody to babysit a pair of hibernatin' scrubs.

I'd offer but Darkfyre would eat them up.

Don't think they'd be safe with Rasputin either, even if they are just houseplants right now.

Bulba's got a scrub, so he might be able to do it, but I'd rather keep his nose clean.

What about their "father?" He didn't seem to like her much either.

The gay clown?

...You might be onto somethin', there.

Hee hee. Jester should be real easy to rope into something like this.
And I think she's startin' to warm up to 'im, too.

So she might actually trust 'im.

This is soundin' better by the second. He can do that warpy shit too, so if he's up for it, we don't gotta worry none about pickin' the lock.

Not that locks would have given me much of a problem in the first place.

Punchin' the door down don't count, Eyebrows.

No, but having 200 women all trained in the art of sneaking has gotta count for something right?

Okay, havin' 200 women punch the door down definitely counts.

I can make them sneak in your dorm room, if you'd like.

I'm taken, Eyebrows. Your 200 ladies will just have to settle for punchin' down your door and Rawk's.

I dunno, man, s'long as I'm there, might not mind, hee hee.

Hot damn. You are a wild one, ain'tcha?

I guess.
Like you care?

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