A CUNNING PLAN

[rivalkidneypunch]

*Charmeleon? Genderbent? Not bloody likely. His strategy: spend half the time in pokeform, because Charmeleons don't have sexual dimorphism. When pokeform's not practical? His shirts still fit, even if they're a bit baggy. Some bandages from his first aid kit take care of his two most prominent problems. It's not exactly comfy, but he'll suck it up. And... okay, he may have needed to ask Nyx for some pants to borrow, because his are too narrow in the hips. Either way, THIS DISGUISE IS FLAWLESS. If anyone says otherwise, THEY WILL GET PUNCHED. And Char has no reservations about hitting below the belt now.*

Comments

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Nice to see some of us are immune to the change. Unless chick!Max just has pecs of steel.

...Good god that is a creepy mental image.*

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::No, Max is still just a dude who has pecs of steel.

Disturbingly well-oiled pecs of steel.

He'll be manly enough for the two of you.::

[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

*WALKS ALONG AND OOZES MANLINESS BISHIE FAGGOTRY (http://chibi-luvr.deviantart.com/art/Hidan-82089797)*

Hi kid.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*WHAT THE SHIT WHY IS IT HOT oh god why is everything today so gaaaaay*

Who the hell are you s'posed to be?

[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

Why are you eying me like that kid? Unless you got gay overnight

((CHAR IS IN POKEFORM YES? ROUGE CANNOT TELL AT THIS POINT. And strikes are barely readable))

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

*Oh hey Char. Nyx thinks you're kinda hot like this, sorry.
S/he may or may not have shamelessly hit on you when you came to get pants.*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*He just has to keep telling himself that it's not really gay if he's gay for his girlfriend.

And technically a chick.

Oh god, does this make him a lesbian?

...That's kinda hot.*

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

*Oh you bet it is~*

OOC

[rougefemfatale.livejournal.com]

*BRB KINK MEME*