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[rivalkidneypunch]

Charitard.

Hey Charitard.

Remember the time I kicked your ass up and down the block? Remember how a bunch of people were watching? And it was totally the sorriest beatdown you'd ever had?

Yeah. Good times.


So Eyebrows went and gave me and Nyx some robot babies to teach us about the joys of parenthood. It's everythin' I ever dreamed it could be. Snoop Dogg and Batman Jr. are our precious little treasures, ain't they?

I think Rasputin might be gettin' jealous of the twins, so I'm gonna put aside a day just to give him a little attention. Try not to miss me too much, teachers. 'Specially you, Biomech. Hey, Genny. I hope you don't got no plans for tomorrow, because your ass is gonna be watchin' our robot babies. Casper's nocturnal so we need somebody to keep an eye on 'em in the day, and it ain't like you have anything better to do with your life. 

Comments

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Snoop Dogg and Batman Jr.? At least thier names lend themselves to some pretty good career choices.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I dunno about Casper, but I'm keepin' my fingers crossed that Snoop Dogg heads to law school.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a career in Medicine? Snoop Dogg PhD. has a nice ring to it.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

An excellent suggestion. It's my one sincere wish that Snoop Dogg be a positive influence on the community.

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

What? Sir, I'm not exactly any kind of baby sitter. Just because I manage not to starve your spider when you decide to leave every once and a while doesn't mean I'm volunteering to take care of some creepy little robots.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I know you musta typed out somethin' real nice, but for some reason all I can read is "gosh I sure do love to whine like a little bitch."

I ain't askin' you, Genny. I'm tellin'.

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

How does one even "watch over" these disturbing things? And, if we're going to be bringing up the subject of whining, at least I'm not the one who took off for weeks in a spectacular display of emotion.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*And this'd be when Char gets up to give Genny a crash course in Parenting 101. And also Making Fun of Char's Emo Fit Earns You a Beatdown 201.*

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Oh don't worry. At this rate I'll just request a transfer for you to be put in a more suitable class for your skill level. How does Home Economics sound?

If you bring those babies in my class the only thing I'll do is learn them how to kill a man.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Cute, Biomech, but we both know you'd get bored without me in your class.

Besides, I could eat a mumbly little nothin' like that Home Ec teacher for breakfast.