shotamanders do not get scared ever okay 8(

[rivalkidneypunch]

Ras My own spider I raised him from a little egg and he didn't even recognize me! Rasputin tried to eat me. He's six feet big I had no idea but he's kind of scary when  I thought for sure he was Why didn't he know it was me??

Nyx Green Bulba Blastoise Genny is there room in your tank for

Guess I gotta explain that it's just me! He just probably didn't realize that something so bite-size was his dad.

I'll go do it later. Right now I'm busy hid exploring behind this plant in the common room.

Comments

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

So? I've punched my kid in the face My Dad's punched me in the face. It'll help remind him.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What? I oughta go punch your dad in the face! What kind of terrible parent hurts their kid on purpose?

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

What? Don't do that! I was being mouthy. But I learned my lesson real good. Besides, it that wasn't much of a punch. I couldn't do that.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I... I hate people who pick on people that are weaker than they are! More than anything! That's not taking care of someone, that's being a bully!

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

i'm not a bully!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...I'm talking about your dad.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. That's what I meant.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...Don't ever hit anybody smaller than you again.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

You can't tell me what I can't do!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't ever hit anybody smaller than you again.

Or somebody smaller than you is gonna hit back.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

I don't need to hit smaller people because I can take on bigger people.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

If that were true then you wouldn't need to hit smaller people at all! Making someone miserable just because they aren't as strong as you... hurting somebody you love... People like you are the worst!! I won't forgive you!

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Hey it's not like that! It was to make sure he didn't go being stupid and running around on train tracks again!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I don't want to hear excuses! You're just a big bully who thinks hitting people solves everything!

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Shut up or I'll hit you too!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Just try it! I'll show you what it's like to pick on somebody who can fight back!

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

*INCOMING SHOTA FIGHT*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*FIREFLIES GOT NOTHING ON FIRELIZARDS, LIGHTER*

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

*OH DAMMIT Lighter forgot about the fire thing. EAT 4x4. ONCE HE CAN LIFT IT PROPERLY. JUST GIVE HIM A SECOND HERE.*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*lighter you fool wood hammer is a grass-type move 8( EAT EMBERS OF JUSTICE.*

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

*W-what fuk this is the bazillionth time he has lost his favourite 4x4. Here is a singed shota bully going for a full-on tackle with fists a-flailin'*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Oh god Lighter ickle Kerosene is like a foot and a half tall YOU'RE GONNA CRUSH HIM. It's scratchin' time because wtf else can he do with a giant kid smushing him*