rivalkidneypunch: (poke - I am such a badass)
Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2009-09-15 09:02 pm

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Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

[identity profile] umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
My goodness, people still play this? Alright, I'll bite.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Bowser, that archery teacher with a longbow up his ass, Arceus.

[identity profile] umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I don't know Mr. Shinon very well, so I suppose I could kill him with the least guilt. Arceus is a student so I'd have to go with Mr. Koopa to avoid a horrible scandal, however I'm certain he would make a fantastic, sophisticated husband, which makes the scandal worth it in the end. Besides, I ought to be more concerned with a murder scandal than a sex scandal.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
The lady's got her priorities straight, I see.