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[rivalkidneypunch]

Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

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[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

How did you find out about that?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Charmeleons got very keen eyesight. We can tell who you been bonin' just by lookin'.

Biomech, Lash, or that panty-wettin' friend of yours with the hat.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

My goodness, people still play this? Alright, I'll bite.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Bowser, that archery teacher with a longbow up his ass, Arceus.

[rivalrazorleaf]

It's going to be great ba!

I think going to the weight room could do you a lot of good too!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. I ain't goin' cause I'm weak or nothin'. I'm just doin' it because I want Max to do good as captain.

Huh. [Why the hell not? Bulba is thirteen and therefore he is a MAN now.] Hoji, that one Jigglypuff lookin' kid you always hang out with, and Green.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

You'd better make room for me on that field!

Leave Miss Samus alone but I don't even know most of what's going on so *DELETE*

What is this game?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You want room, you gotta earn it.

Screw, kill, marry. Three people, three choices. Self-explanatory. You wanna play?

[squeakerdude.livejournal.com]

Screw, kill, marry eh? My kinda game.

Hit me.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Olaf, Ocelot, Ganondorf.

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

Falcon skipped town? Now isn't that interesting...I might have to talk to the hands about coaching, heh heh heh.

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

I AM FUMING AT YOU ALSO I PUT MAX IN CHARGE SO THERE

HI I am going on the assumption that Max has been dragging teen!Flacon to football practice and

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

[HI I am going on the assumption that Max has been dragging teen!Flacon to football practice and so he and Char have met at least once.]

Suuuuuuure.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Do you even know three girls? I know you like watchin' the team, so I guess you'd be happy with three guys.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

HOW DID YOU WHEN WHAT You're just as tenacious as ever I can't believe you! Why aren't you expelled yet. Who dropped you as an egg. I didn't think you'd get ever bored of shoving your own hand up your ass.

No.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

So does he jizz fire?

[under-the-truck.livejournal.com]

Let's screw, kill, and marry who?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That depends. I got no idea who the hell you are, kid. You around Bulba's age?

[theblubbening.livejournal.com]

...I'd ask if you were joking, but you're not.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Lash, Kumatora, Kumatora's faggy little blond friend.

between the pseudoshota, the 13-year-old, and my spamming you, i should feel worse about this

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

...Do what?

I know better than to expect shame from you |Db

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Genny, Olaf, Max. Screw, marry, kill.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Screw, kill, marry, huh?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Lash's creepy friend with no eyebrows, Lash's creepy friend who sells lingerie, or Lash's creepy friend who's built like a Chevy.

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Screw, kill, marry?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Blacky, Knuckles' girlfriend, Paula. Three ladies, three choices. I think you can figure it out from there.

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Play what?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Screw, kill, marry. Pit, Tails, Ganondorf.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Char - How grateful I am that you've made space to carry my lazy ass on your shoulders. I'm not worthy. And if you want any help in the weight room or a spotter or something, let me know.

Oh, and I'll play - seems harmless enough.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

No need to thank me. Just lookin' out for my teammates.

Huh... alright. Smeargle, Apple Kid, Orange Kid.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You're gonna come to the weightroom this year?

You helped build it last year so I figured you were gonna come down last year but you never really did.

I'll get you on a training program same as I did for Bulba.

And Captain Falcon left me in charge and I've been runnin' things alright. I hope.

... wait he's havin' sex with Miss Aran? But I flexed at her like yesterday... I don't know how I feel about that now.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

FHfghkdjfh thanks Max TACT

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Screw, kill, marry, eh.

*Pfffhahahaha* Why not? Go 'head and hit me up with 'em, flamebutt.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Falcon, that TA you're always talkin' with, and Surge.

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

More like I totally have this thing in the bag!

... And what the heck kind of a game is THAT. *Nester will regret asking, more than likely!*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Keep tellin' yourself that, kid.

An awesome one, that's what. Mike, Pit, Daisy.

[hasmoreberets.livejournal.com]

...S-screw, kill, marry?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You can figure it out. I know you ain't that stupid.

Arceus, Mewtwo, and... eh... Green.

[thewunderkind]

[Private]
Let's do it again. There's lots of people who deserve getting tied up to flag poles, tee hee hee.
[/Private]

What kind of game is this.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Private]
Y'got someone in mind?
[/Private]

How come nobody here knows how to play? Everyone here grow up under a rock or somethin'?

Let's pretend this isn't late ok

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

((Let's also pretend I didn't accidentally post that before I was finished.))

I quit payin' attention for a couple of days, and... pffff.
Y'got a pretty funny way of keepin' entertained, y'know that, Firebutt?