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[rivalkidneypunch]

Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

Comments

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

I've been here since Saturday and had at least half a dozen people drag me on tours. So try me. If I don't know them, I'll say so.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Falcon, that child beatin' jackass with the 4x4, and Hyde.

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

Falcon's out of town? But I've heard he's an okay guy so I guess I would screw him, kill the guy with the 4x4 and I would marry Hyde.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Screw the coach? Either you really hate the 4x4 guy or you got some pretty low standards, kid.

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

It was a tough choice. But then I figured that 4x4 has to be compensating for something.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You wanna talk about compensatin'? You seen what the coach drives?

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Right, guess you wouldn't know what it is. You know how they say the guys with the fancy-ass Lamborghinis and shit are makin' up for somethin'? Amplify that by about nine times.

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you're just jealous because you want to fuck his girlfriend.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't get me wrong, I'd rail her like a bullet train, but that ain't it. Don't change the fact that the guy's tryin' his damndest to makeup for somethin'.

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

But you can't rail her like a bullet train so you have to be angry at someone.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Who says I'll let a little thing like her bein' taken stop me?

[teen-flacon.livejournal.com]

Call me crazy, but I think that might be a death wish.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You underestimate me.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[Char you have the biggest death wish ever. Bigger than that stick up her ass. 8C]