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[rivalkidneypunch]

Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

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[rivalrazorleaf]

Well, getting stronger certainly won't hurt.

[Hey hey he's even going to be 14 in a week, whoa man.] ... What.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Oh god they grow up so fast :')]

Screw, kill, marry. Which one's which, Bulba?

[rivalrazorleaf]

[Let us pause for a moment while Bulba sputters at his computer screen.]

...Um.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Well?

[rivalrazorleaf]

[Okay he is more or less done. Char why are there two boys on this list. Char what have you done.]

I'd marry Green, ba. He would be the best!

And then. Uh. ... This is really stupid, Char. I'd... Um. I feel really bad saying this even if I don't mean it ba! I-I guess I would.. um.. do that... with Kirby. I guess? And.. that other with Hoji. Out of self-defense if she tried to eat me.

... Though that could apply to Kirby too, I guess.

This is really, really stupid ba.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Okay marrying Green is a given but why is the boy getting the "screw" option. What has he done.]

...You want a do-over? I could give you three girls.

[rivalrazorleaf]

[Now he's thinking about it. GOOD JOB CHAR.]

... No. I wouldn't want to fake-kill any of them either ba.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Look, it's just a game. It don't mean nothin', Bulba.

[rivalrazorleaf]

Okay fine, whatever.