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[rivalkidneypunch]

Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I don't go to any classes at all any of those classes. Who're they? ()

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Mr. Olimar, Mr. President (I think that's his name?), and Mr. Louie.

whoops ignore my epic HTML fail

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's merciless.

Uh... kill the president, bang the bio teacher if he shuts the hell up while I'm doin' it, and marry the one that knows how to cook.

aaaa I should have given you time to fix it

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

I guess it's easier than it looks.

Okay! New one. Zelda, Samus, and Peach.

I probably wouldn't have noticed in time anyway

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's more like it. Screw Biomech into the floor, marry Peach, kill Zelda. She sounds like a tightass.

Re: I probably wouldn't have noticed in time anyway

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Haha, really? I don't know her very well, but she's nice to me. Then again my answer would probably have been the same...

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Then congrats, kid. Y'know how to pick 'em.