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Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2009-09-15 09:02 pm
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Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.
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[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't play dumb with me! Remember what you did? In the bathroom?

[identity profile] snarksterpilot.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What the heck? The most I do in the bathroom is use it and play my Game Boy in there if I bring it with me!

*You know you're too game obsessed when...**

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please. You're hopeless.

You took advantage of me while I was taking my clothes off. My wings got caught in my clothing and I had trouble taking my shirt off, and then you scared me and laughed at me. I tried to get free, but then you started stroking my body! While I was naked and helpless! And then, before I could catch you, you ran off! Sneaky! You know, where I come from, men can die for shamelessly defiling me like that. You're lucky you're not blinded by now.

And from the looks of it you like what you felt, you pervert.

[identity profile] snarksterpilot.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But that

But

What

Ewww!

But I don't wanna touch anyone like that, that's gross! I just said I'd screw you because I had no choice! I don't wanna. Nasty to the max.

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You think you can lie to me? I remember it clearly. It was one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me. I don't know why I haven't punished you for it yet. You know, I may be generally nice, but I have lines that can be crossed. It's perfectly understandable why I should feel this way.

So fess up. Admit it. YOU TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY! If you can apologize, we won't have any more problems. Deal?

[identity profile] snarksterpilot.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
But I didn't, I swear. That stuff's super gross and I wouldn't want to touch you that way anyway! Ew!

Fine, I'm sorry, but I didn't do it!

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's better.

You did so. I still remember how it felt, too.

[identity profile] snarksterpilot.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
But I didn't- puh, whatever. No one can get that the great Nester is super smart and cool and never lies! ((LOL))

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You are SO annoying! That's a lie even in itself!

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[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa. Whoa whoa WHOA. Wait a hot second, here.

What the hell?

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's what I thought too.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You're shittin' me, right? Tell me you're shittin' me.

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No! He came in, touched me while I was getting undressed, and ran away before I could get that dumb shirt off! I was sooooo mad!

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, kid. You want me to teach him a thing or two about a thing or two?

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's fine. Besides, if he bothers me, I can take care of him myself if I wanted to.

fufufu

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh.

Well, one day I was trying to take a shower. I got my shirt stuck over my head and BAM! Nester scares me with this loud scary scream, laughs at me, and then caresses me while I was almost naked! It was really embarrassing...

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It was. It was really humiliating, especially since I barely knew him. He ran away before I could see him, though.

[identity profile] theblubbening.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Then how did you know it was him?

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