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[rivalkidneypunch]

Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Thirteen. Gonna be fourteen soon enough.

[under-the-truck.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. I'm much older than that.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

My age?

[under-the-truck.livejournal.com]

Much, much, much older.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Spare me the Twenty Questions bullshit. You want kids, students, or teachers?

[under-the-truck.livejournal.com]

Oh, it doesn't matter to me.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

School bicycle, eh? Makes my job easier, I guess. Ehh... Hojita's red haired sister, the marine somethin'-or-other teacher, or the janitor.

[under-the-truck.livejournal.com]

Lugia? I'd screw Lugia. It's only fair, all things considered. I'd kill the janitor because no one notices the janitor so I'd get away with it, and I'd marry whoever that other person is.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Only fair?

[under-the-truck.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. After all the stuff I did with Ho-Oh back when they were going out in college, wouldn't it be kind of poetic now that they're back together again?