rivalkidneypunch: (poke - I am such a badass)
Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2009-09-15 09:02 pm

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Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Lash, Kumatora, Kumatora's faggy little blond friend.

[identity profile] theblubbening.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'd marry Lucas. I can't see myself managing to stay sane with either of the other two around all the time. I... guess I'd kill Lash?

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What is with the dudes here and marryin' the guys? Two perfectly hot ladies and you'd axe one of 'em? That's messed up.

[identity profile] theblubbening.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
He's really nice, and he's not crazy. I'm not marrying one of them instead just because they're girls if they'd drive me nuts. And they're... not my type anyway.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So what is? Utter faggots?

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me you're still butthurt about Casper.

[identity profile] theblubbening.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not stupid enough to pretend bad things didn't happen.