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[rivalkidneypunch]

Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

Comments

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

I know - I'd just hate for you to think that all your effort was unnapreciated.

Yikes - tough one. Well, OK, not really - Orange Kid would be the one to get popped off. As for screw and marry... I'd probably prefer to marry Apple Kid. We get on pretty well and if we're gonna spend an eternity together, conversation is important being we wouldn't be doing much else. That just leaves Smeargle - which is still sort of awkward because of her n Mike.

Your turn - General Guy, Rawk Hawk and Wendy.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That depends. Who's Wendy? She hot?

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

She's the one heading the cheerleading squad this year.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the one headin' 'em last year was Ocelot. That don't mean much around here.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Oh - I figured you woulda seen her at tryouts. She's one of Professor Bowsers kids, if that helps.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

The tryouts my girlfriend was at, y'mean?

Whoa, the etiquette ogre? Fuck that, then. Kill her, eh... screw Rawk and marry Genny. Rawk's the kind of guy who could do you without it bein' gay, and I already live with Genny, so ehh.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Good point.

Haha - Nice one. I could see how that would work.