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[rivalkidneypunch]

Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.

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[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

...Fine. I'd marry Commander Olaf, because he's divorced three of his wives anyway, so divorcing me wouldn't be particularly consequential to him. Killing General Guy would ruin the point of not having a raccoon in his tank, so I suppose I'd have to kill Max. I'm sure he'd understand.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I knew you were gay for him.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

You're disgusting. He's a mentor to me, nothing more. I only said it because of your foolish game.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You can call me disgustin', but I'm not the one who wants to rail Genny.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

I don't want to! You gave me a choice between him, Commander Olaf, and Max! Who would you have picked?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

None. I got standards.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

You made me answer, you answer too!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I ain't the one who's worried about dead animals showin' up in Genny's tank.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

...Fine. I concede. I won't push the matter any further.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You'd kill me?

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

I don't want to!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I thought I was your buddy. And you were Grit Jr.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

Max, I'm not killing you! It's a stupid game I didn't want to play in the first place!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well I guess I don't wanna marry you or have sex with you either. No offense, Colin. I'm sure you'd be nice to marry but that ain't my thing. And I ain't even gonna touch the other one.

So I guess I don't wanna do any of that stuff, either.

It is kinda a stupid game.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you see things my way.