rivalkidneypunch: (poke - I am such a badass)
Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2009-09-15 09:02 pm

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Another year on the football team. Not that it's that big a surprise to anyone. I practically carry that team singlehandedly. With Casper and Bulba backin' me up, we got this thing in the bag. Max... hell, I guess I might try that weight room bullshit out too. Just 'cause I like you.

Pity our coach had to up and skip town like that. If it weren't for the fact Biomech's still around, I'd suspect a little hanky-panky. Just how long has that shit been goin' on, anyway? I'da been a bit more gentlemanly if I'd known I was hittin' on a taken woman.

...Almost typed that with a straight face, too. Hey, Biomech! If those nights get a little too lonely, you know which dorm is mine. Once you go Char, you never go far. Or... somethin' like that, anyway. I could use a little excitement. Things have been kinda slow around here. I'm bored shitless as we speak.

Y'know what? Smash Academy. Screw, kill, marry. Let's do it.
thewunderkind: (Tee hee hee!)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2009-09-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
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How do you feel about the Bidoof nerd?
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Sorry, spent most of my childhood blowing up villages and inventing tanks and bombs.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
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There ain't enough words in the dictionary to describe how much I'd enjoy flagpolin' him.
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And I spent mine settin' Pikachus on fire in Buttfuck Nowhere, Kanto, but I still know how to play.

Whatever. Slippy, Kumatora, Daisy.
thewunderkind: (Thinking)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2009-09-18 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
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Great. We can meet up on ((date numbers wants to post as Larry on a flagpole)) and do the deed, tee hee hee.
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Well too bad they didn't make us play, it sounds like an interesting mind game.

Black Hole says we have to cut out the weak, so out of the three, I guess Slippy would have to go. No offense Slippy, but hey, look at it this way, we'd have a cool fight to the death about it!

Do it with Kumatora, we're roommates anyway. How do you even do it with another girl.

Marry Daisy, the union would expand our lands or something.

Both would involve genetic splicing if we'd want descendants.