Laziest Shenanigans Post Ever, Film at 11

[rivalkidneypunch]

Hey, Smashies.

Guess what yours truly just found on Mewtube?


[Thaaaat's right, folks. A genuine cell phone video of Hilarious Grade-A Drunken Goose Antics. That was totally just somehow randomly uploaded onto Mewtube and totally did not come from anyone we know's cell phone at all. Discuss.]

Comments

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

...PROFESSOR GOOSE!?!?

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Oh man... That's hilarious.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You gotta admire his dedication to his work, though. You really gotta love what you do to try and fly a bar.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Well, if I had to pick a building to try and fly, it would be a bar. Plenty of flammable liquid for fuel, plenty of nonflammable liquid for drinking, and usually some chips and peanuts for snacking too.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I dunno, man. If you get airsick, the last place you wanna be is somewhere that smells like a drunk guy's armpit.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Good point, man. Touche.