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Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2010-06-15 02:50 pm

angst angst angst

[So what's up with Char lately?

Second puberty. That's what. He's angsty as all get-out, and being huuuuge means that he's been super-awkward lately. The scorch-marks usually present on the walls and floors are twice as common as they used to be. He's been catching his wings on stuff like it's going out of style, and more than once he's donked his head on a doorway. It is probably super hilarious to watch him be all fat and clumsy but if he catches you laughing then so help him god.

He's been spending a lot of time up on the roof. Which STILL STINKS OF RAYQUAZA. There's lots of space up there, and very little stuff that can catch on fire. It's high up, too. He has a feeling he should be getting used to high places now. What with the wings and all.

...His wings. Sigh. They got abused to hell and back in the shadow incident; even if he'd wanted to, it would have been stupid to try and fly with them. Even now that they're healing up, he doesn't want to think about it. He... kind of hates them. They're heavy. They keep hitting stuff, and shit hurts, bro. He can't find a comfortable way to lie on his back or sit in chairs. He keeps getting backaches, and even just figuring out how to work a set of muscles he grew out of nowhere is harder than he thought it'd be. He's positive he'd never be able to fly with them. He's maybe a little scared to try. With the way things are now, all those wings are is dead weight.

Which is probably all they deserve to be. Somehow, they've become a symbol of everything that happened when he went Shadow. And it shows, too. He's been avoiding looking at his reflection. He's trying not to talk about them. Really, he's been doing his best to act like they just don't even exist. They sure don't feel like a part of him -- just some sort of extraneous parasite, some foreign, unwelcome entity.

...He still hasn't written to Green about evolving. He hasn't even mentioned it to Aiden. That's typical Char, though -- just pretend the problem never happened, no matter how obvious it is.]

--

Hey, anybody seen Rasputin around? He's a six-foot spider with a skull on his back. Can't miss him. I musta I spooked him first time I came back to the room, and he ain't come back since. I guess he ain't used to me bein' so different. He's probably in the forest, but... I don't think I should be goin' in there.

He likes eatin' raccoons and cats and stuff, so... if you got anythin' little, you might wanna watch it.

[Oh yeah, half the school is talking mushrooms and rats and marshmallows and stuff.] ...Actually, if you're little too, you really might wanna watch it.

This isn't really here

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, Char, but you ain't huge.

Re: This isn't really here

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
The internet begs to differ. (http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/rTs4s02GElq7.jpg)

Re: This isn't really here

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Okay that's it, you're goin' to the weightroom RIGHT NOW and we're doing SITUPS UNTIL DAWN

Re: This isn't really here

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
damn damn shit and damn

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you care about some dumb old spider?

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
He ain't just some dumb old spider! I been takin' care of Rasputin since he was a gross little spider-egg!

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
don't feel too bad about puberty, Silver's voice is cracking, one leg is slightly longer then the other so when he's not careful he trips on himself. And the testosterone or the testosterone

When I see him I'll be sure to squash him.
rivalrazorleaf: (Default)

DON'T MIND MEEEEEee...

[personal profile] rivalrazorleaf 2010-06-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't think that's possible!

come join the pubscent firecrotched douche club, bulba

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Don't discourage the twerp.

Rasputin could probably use an easy meal.
rivalrazorleaf: ([Boy]  Hrm)

Against a trainer that's no where as good as Green? Sure thing!

[personal profile] rivalrazorleaf 2010-06-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he'd be very easy on the digestion.
rivalrazorleaf: ([Boy]  Hrm)

[personal profile] rivalrazorleaf 2010-06-15 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen him... I could go look for him though!

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't hurt. Rasputin probably won't run on you. He likes you.
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[personal profile] rivalrazorleaf 2010-06-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll definitely go look for him. Maybe I can tell him there's nothing to be afraid of. You probably just smell a little different or something.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Guess anyone'd be freaked out about a guy suddenly bein' twice as tall as he's s'posed to be.

I'm gonna try leavin' snacks out for him in the meantime. He's just gotta relearn I ain't nobody scary.
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[personal profile] rivalrazorleaf 2010-06-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe just a little.

Yeah... that's a good idea ba. It might take a little while, but it'll be okay! I'll go start looking right now.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep an eye out. Spiders are good at not being found when they wanna be, though. Even half bird ones.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
No offense meant, but Rasputin's leagues ahead of those spiderbirds.

Either way... 'preciate it, buddy.

[identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
No he isn't! I guess I can forgive you some Fatherly pride but None taken.

No problem. If he's anything like most spiders he's probably got some small webs set up someplace dark n full of prey. Forest or maybe the foothills a ways off, there.

Not here either.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I think I shot it.

Re: Not here either.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's it Biomech we are so over.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You shut your hole, Rasputin understood me like no other man could.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, too bad it was my bed Rasputin headed for each night. That's right. I said it.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'll shoot your bed next.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't want you to know I got it pregnant.

[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... Six.. foot... spider?