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[rivalkidneypunch]

Rasputin's started comin' back. He still won't stay in the room overnight, but he shows up for lunch and supper. Figure it's only a matter of time until he's done bein' scared of me.

Hey, Bulba, Casper. I got a little extra cash lyin' around. Figured I'd head into town tomorrow. Get some TMs, look up a move tutor. You guys wanna come with? I'll treat.

Eyebrows... you doin' anything tonight?

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Rasputin's my spider.

'Bout two years back, everyone in Sex Ed got an egg. Some of 'em hatched into bigass birds, some of 'em were these freaky plant things, and some of 'em were Skulltulas. Most people let theirs go after the assignment was done, but I kept Rasputin around. He's a real genius. Taught him to roll over and everything.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Oh!!! Is he half bird, too? I know some people who have one of those from a sex ed project. One was big, the other was little. Can he do more tricks?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Older'n that, kid. Those spiderbirds came about after someone's Sex Ed spider got busy with someone's Sex Ed bird thing.

Sure, he's real talented. He's got heel, go outside, and put somethin' gross in Genny's tank. He also attacks on command and comes when he's called. Real impressive, ain't he?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Ohh, so they're a whole new generation. I get it!

Why would he need to put gross things in Genny's tank? That sounds so... unexpected? Anyway, he must be smart if he can tell what stuff is gross and what isn't just by command. My chao is smart too. He's good at understanding me, and he's really good at singing and humming songs I teach him. His name is Miracle. I love him!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

It's more useful'n you'd think. Trust me.

...What the hell is a chao?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

It's a small creature whose appearance is easily influenced by the people around it. They're kind of squishy like pudding, but really cute. They're so interesting! Miracle has a halo on his head that can change to show how he's feeling and wings. He probably got them from being around me all the time.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[WOW that sounds super-lame, Pit.]

What, like a Ditto or somethin'? So if it started stalkin' Rasputin, it'd be some kinda... angelspider?

[...Actually that sounds pretty awesome.]

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

I bet so! Knuckles knows more about them than I do. Wow, I don't know how I'd feel about Miracle growing spider legs... Pincers? Spider fur?? He's better off without spider parts.