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[Dearest Bulba: I hope your birthday wish was a fuckoff-huge dragon sneaking into your room at half-past Too Damn Early. Because that is what you get. lol sorry Brendan, don't mind him. He is just gonna sliiide on up to Bulba and start shaking him. Char trying to wake Bulba up? CLEARLY THIS IS BIZARRO WORLD.]

Hey, kid. Rise and shine.

( E-mail to his old trainer. )

( Bulba. )

( Blastoise. )

( Nyx. )

( Green. )

There ain't nothin' here for me. I'm blowin' this joint.

Goodbye and good riddance, assholes.

( Christmas Gifts. Woo. [Team Green, Eyebrows, Rawk, Casper, Biomech, Genny and Daisy] ) Hey... Bulba, Blastoise. You guys noticed somethin' missin' this Christmas?
I say the three of us haul ass back to Kanto and drag Green outta Viridian Gym. It's a sad, sad day when the guy's Charmeleon is spendin' more time gettin' an education than he is.

So... me and Rasputin'll be headin' off for a couple days. Should be back by the weekend at the latest.
Don't touch any of my stuff, General Guy, or you'll be in for a world of hurt when I get back.

I been doin' some pokin' around on the internet and there are move tutors in Sinnoh that might be able to help me out. I thought about askin' Green's permission, but if he can leave without tellin' me then why should I bother a gym leader shouldn't have any problem with his Pokemon wantin' to get stronger, right? Anyway, I'm takin' this trip on my own savin's, so I don't really need his okay or nothin'. It'll be worth it when he sees what I come back with, anyway!

Hey, Bulba! I'll bring you back somethin'. Sinnoh's famous for its Poffins, maybe I'll see if one would survive the trip home. Casper... I'll see if I can find you somethin' nice, too.

Blastoise... you watch yourself. The day when I beat you is comin' sooner than you think.
Hell, I could probably take Charitard on! Not that I couldn't before.

[[And the rest of the school rejoices while Superdouche is gone. What's he learning? Platinum move tutors eff yeah. 8U]]

[Error: unknown template qotd]I'm datin' one.

These things are kinda retarded, ain't they?


In other news, I need to find somethin' new for Rasputin to drag around. The rock I brought 'im today is too big for him to squeeze through the window, and he just ain't happy if he can't skitter around in his tree. I'm lettin' him take a break from the rock trainin' today, and he's just as pleased as all get-out. I'm takin' him out to the stadium to play around a little after this.

In other other news, my roomie's still a pretentious douchebag. I stuck some opened dye packets into the pockets of his laundry. If you see him walkin' around with a magenta uniform, then you'll know he didn't notice in time.

In other other other news, I stocked up on potions and TMs and shit while I was in Celadon. Bulba, Fatass, if you guys need anything, you come to me, alright? (Though there's a service fee of five bucks in your case, Fatass.)

And finally, I'm a great artist. Just thought you should know.

... School year sure is interestin' so far.
I'm sore as hell. Wish I could ask for a potion.

Hey, Green!
You even readin' this?
What do you think? You recognize me as a human? Heh... guess it's a bit obvious, what with the tail 'an all. I was gonna show you at the cafe today, but...
Well anyway, me an' Bulba had a good time. Didn't get into a single fight. I was the very picture of self-restraint.
We'll be joinin' your dance class. The tubby Prinplup that teaches it said he'd be showin' us Swords Dance. You okay with that? You can pick which move you want me forgettin' if you think it'll come in handy. I'm workin' on a way to go all humanized without the TM, so I'll have my fourth move back eventually.

Speakin' of dance class... I'm lookin' forward to seein' how dippy you look in those uniforms Tubby Prinplup mentioned, Casper. We definitely need to get together and make some plans. You know what I mean, I'm sure.

Hey, Bulba!
I know you'll keep quiet.
You adjustin' to that new body alright? You were doin' fine at the cafe.
I'm sure Tubby Prinplup won't care if you ditch class. Can Bulbasaurs even learn Petal Dance?
...Look, uh... if you ever... ah, screw it. We'll hang out sometime, twerp.
Just 'cause we're in a big-ass school don't mean we ain't still teammates.


...Looky here. Duon just went out. Think I'll maybe go for a little stroll, too.

So this is Sumabura, eh...? Word on the street is that this place is swarming with Pokemon. Heh... and I know for a fact Red and his little band of muppets are here, too.
Let's not waste any time, shall we?

Hey, Red! Your days are numbered, you little punk!
You should just save time and drop out now, because this is Green's turf now!

Squirtle... the wimpiest of Red's wimps. Let's be friends, okay? We can play lots of fun games like soccer, football, volleyball... as long as you don't mind being the ball, that is. Your dinky little shell would be perfect for it.

And as for you, Ivysaur...
...
Hmph.
How's that Solarbeam of yours coming along?

I don't even have anything to say to that wannabe Charitard. Not worth my time.

As for the rest of you Pokemon... I think we can get along just nicely. Just so long as you admit I'm superior and stay outta my way. And don't mess with Green, or you answer to me.
Oh... and if I hear any of you are giving Bulba a hard time, I'll cut you, I swear.

Yep. I think that about covers it.
So what do you chumps do for fun around here, anyway?