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[Error: unknown template qotd]Pessimism and realism are the same thing, and optimism's just another word for bein' a moron.
Gee, ain't these writer's block things fun?


'Ey, Casper. I ain't the type for candlelit dinners and long walks on rocky beaches. What do you say we stay in for Valentine's? We can rent some movies, play some games, somethin' like that. I doubt Genny'll have any plans for Valentine's besides sobbin' into his pillow, but I can kick him out for the evenin'.


( Filtered to students only -- he called in a favour (possibly from Slowpoke) to get help making this unhackable. )

am so smashed right nowww


eat your heart out, falcon


( Private to students (except for the fucktards because screeeeew you) )

I taught Rasputin a trick today. He sits up, I put a treat on his... nose-thingy, and he holds it there until I say so. God, my spider's a genius.

So how about that band performance the other day? Real gusty of 'em, eh? But I still think I could do a better job with drums blindfolded and handcuffed.


HEY SBG!
Quick question. Who do you think the hottest teachers at Sumabura are?
I vote Geno. Because I set him on fire god I'm so clever. 

Seriously, though, that biomech chick is hot. I would bang her sideways.