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Phone Post
Jan. 26th, 2030 11:26 pm[You have reached the phone of one (1) Char. Call, text, send him nudes, do whatever your heart desires -- just be kind enough to leave a date and time.]
strolling down memory lane
Dec. 15th, 2014 07:40 pm- A tiny Charmander's fingers wrapped around a chain-link fence.
- Erika's gym, Celadon City. Her Vileplume is badly burned, and the battlefield is patched in ash.
- The aftermath of losing the Championship to Red and his team.
- So one time Bulba evolved into a Venusaur.
- Also one time Char evolved in a Charizard. He doesn't remember it, but he does remember the stuff afterwards.
- A buttload of other Smash times. Some of them happy, some of them an angry teenage dramatic angstpile. (Consider this a wild card "there's a Smash thing I want my character to know" suggestion option.)
- Hanging out on Route 10 with the feral Charizard colony, teaching them how to fish.
- Hunger. Desperate, dizzying hunger. All the other details feel like fuzzy peripheral blurs in comparison to the all-encompassing hunger.
- FREEBIE OPTION. Insert memory here just 4 u, if you've got something specific you want to suggest.
- Erika's gym, Celadon City. Her Vileplume is badly burned, and the battlefield is patched in ash.
- The aftermath of losing the Championship to Red and his team.
- So one time Bulba evolved into a Venusaur.
- Also one time Char evolved in a Charizard. He doesn't remember it, but he does remember the stuff afterwards.
- A buttload of other Smash times. Some of them happy, some of them an angry teenage dramatic angstpile. (Consider this a wild card "there's a Smash thing I want my character to know" suggestion option.)
- Hanging out on Route 10 with the feral Charizard colony, teaching them how to fish.
- Hunger. Desperate, dizzying hunger. All the other details feel like fuzzy peripheral blurs in comparison to the all-encompassing hunger.
- FREEBIE OPTION. Insert memory here just 4 u, if you've got something specific you want to suggest.
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May. 27th, 2011 09:40 pm( [Obligatory tl;dr whiny narration/log summary] )
( [Oh look it's Samus' birthday how about that] )
( [A note for Blacky, unhackable] )
Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.
There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.
As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.
( [Oh look it's Samus' birthday how about that] )
( [A note for Blacky, unhackable] )
Here's a chillin' thought for everyone.
There ain't no record of any other Charizards graduatin' here, and the other regions sure as shit don't let Pokemon enroll in schools. I'm the first Charizard to get a high-school diploma.
As of right now, I am the smartest goddamn Charizard in the world.
(no subject)
Dec. 24th, 2010 01:04 am[Char's original plan had been to go the "catch something, kill it, roast it over his tail, and give it to people" route again. Unfortunately, in light of recent bullets in asses, he currently possesses the hunting ability of a pair of pantyhose stuffed with soggy potting soil; he can't seem to keep up with much of anything before he tires out. He had some small amount of success, but... it's really more like the kind of game a Charmander would be taking down.
So uh. Looks like he's opted to do some old-fashioned foraging and/or delve into his now-quite-dwindled "took down a mafia boss with Biomech" rainy day cash pile.
Presents for Green Team, Genny, the few people on the football team he's decently good friends with, G-dorf, Zapdos, and Biomech. Also something very tiny for Misty and Erika.]
( i got you a dead animal )
So uh. Looks like he's opted to do some old-fashioned foraging and/or delve into his now-quite-dwindled "took down a mafia boss with Biomech" rainy day cash pile.
Presents for Green Team, Genny, the few people on the football team he's decently good friends with, G-dorf, Zapdos, and Biomech. Also something very tiny for Misty and Erika.]
( i got you a dead animal )
[Not private at all]
Nov. 13th, 2010 02:26 amSo, Vinnie.
Glad to see all that mountaintop trainin' paid off. You looked real impressive out on the battlefield. Real manly and shit.
I especially liked watchin' the part where you got your warty ass handed to you. So... the entire thing, basically.
Glad to see all that mountaintop trainin' paid off. You looked real impressive out on the battlefield. Real manly and shit.
I especially liked watchin' the part where you got your warty ass handed to you. So... the entire thing, basically.
[It's the DARNDEST THING. If you've been paying attention to Char (lord only knows why you would want to do that), you might have perhaps noticed that he's been acting kind of strange ever since Green showed up. Oh, he's still stirring up trouble and backsassing his superiors, but there have been these peculiar episodes where he's... actually pretty mellow. Whoa.
He's even been showing up to a few classes here and there. Whoa.
So at some point during the week, you might have run into him doing one of the following things:
1. Dragon!Char's been out on the campus green, practicing that flying thing. He's gotten halfway decent at it -- once he manages to get up in the air, he can cruise along well enough, except for a tendency to list to the right. That membrane he tore earlier's still not perfectly healed, apparently. It's the technical stuff that's harder. Expect a lot of clumsy takeoffs, faceplant!landings, and attempts at turns and swoops that send him doinking off stuff. You might wanna duck -- he's practicing his swoops right about now, and calling them "sloppy" would be a little too generous a term.
2. The dorm common room seems like a nice place to relax, right? And people say that pets are also great at easing stress. Surely that still counts if the pet in question is a six-foot-long maneating death spider, right? Skulltulas are totally cute and cuddly. On the bright side, Rasputin's probably not gonna do a whole lot of maneating: Char's got Rasputin practicing tricks, so expect a lot of rolling over and balancing bits of hot dog on its face instead. Maybe if you ask nice, Rasputin will perform a trick for you. Or give you a piggyback ride. ...Spiderback ride. Whichever.
3. Oddly enough, Char's decided to go to a place where he sincerely doubts he'll run into any of his friends: the library. Firebutt and his... uh... firebutt... have tucked themselves away in a corner in the back. So what's he up to? Cutting class? Napping? Engaging in arson? Nope. He... he appears to have a notebook open. And a textbook. And an expression of complete and utter confusion. If one didn't know better, one might say he's... actually attempting to do homework. But that would be crazy, right?]
((OOC: Yeah. Action logging of great justice. Hooray for indecision! Just... pick a scenario and label it in your tag, and everything's golden.))
He's even been showing up to a few classes here and there. Whoa.
So at some point during the week, you might have run into him doing one of the following things:
1. Dragon!Char's been out on the campus green, practicing that flying thing. He's gotten halfway decent at it -- once he manages to get up in the air, he can cruise along well enough, except for a tendency to list to the right. That membrane he tore earlier's still not perfectly healed, apparently. It's the technical stuff that's harder. Expect a lot of clumsy takeoffs, faceplant!landings, and attempts at turns and swoops that send him doinking off stuff. You might wanna duck -- he's practicing his swoops right about now, and calling them "sloppy" would be a little too generous a term.
2. The dorm common room seems like a nice place to relax, right? And people say that pets are also great at easing stress. Surely that still counts if the pet in question is a six-foot-long maneating death spider, right? Skulltulas are totally cute and cuddly. On the bright side, Rasputin's probably not gonna do a whole lot of maneating: Char's got Rasputin practicing tricks, so expect a lot of rolling over and balancing bits of hot dog on its face instead. Maybe if you ask nice, Rasputin will perform a trick for you. Or give you a piggyback ride. ...Spiderback ride. Whichever.
3. Oddly enough, Char's decided to go to a place where he sincerely doubts he'll run into any of his friends: the library. Firebutt and his... uh... firebutt... have tucked themselves away in a corner in the back. So what's he up to? Cutting class? Napping? Engaging in arson? Nope. He... he appears to have a notebook open. And a textbook. And an expression of complete and utter confusion. If one didn't know better, one might say he's... actually attempting to do homework. But that would be crazy, right?]
((OOC: Yeah. Action logging of great justice. Hooray for indecision! Just... pick a scenario and label it in your tag, and everything's golden.))
[Dearest Bulba: I hope your birthday wish was a fuckoff-huge dragon sneaking into your room at half-past Too Damn Early. Because that is what you get. lol sorry Brendan, don't mind him. He is just gonna sliiide on up to Bulba and start shaking him. Char trying to wake Bulba up? CLEARLY THIS IS BIZARRO WORLD.]
Hey, kid. Rise and shine.
Hey, kid. Rise and shine.
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Jul. 31st, 2010 08:53 pmRasputin's started comin' back. He still won't stay in the room overnight, but he shows up for lunch and supper. Figure it's only a matter of time until he's done bein' scared of me.
Hey, Bulba, Casper. I got a little extra cash lyin' around. Figured I'd head into town tomorrow. Get some TMs, look up a move tutor. You guys wanna come with? I'll treat.
Eyebrows... you doin' anything tonight?
Hey, Bulba, Casper. I got a little extra cash lyin' around. Figured I'd head into town tomorrow. Get some TMs, look up a move tutor. You guys wanna come with? I'll treat.
Eyebrows... you doin' anything tonight?
[GIRLS GONE POGLE]
Jul. 14th, 2010 08:01 pm[SO. Char's finally figured out that all these random critters running around the place are not intruders and/or snacks, but students and/or staff. Naturally, he decided that he hasn't been nearly enough of an insufferable douche lately and he needs to STEP IT UP.
Selene, Lash, Sabrina, Kumatora, Peach, Nailah, and Samus: as the ladies-turned-pogles in this scenario, you are his targets. When you awaken this fine morn, you will find that you have LAID AN EGG. Samus, you've laid three. Why oh why didn't you listen to Brock??
In actuality, said eggs are merely fakes, taken from Ganondorf's old Sex Ed bag of magic. They are maybe lighter than a pogle egg should probably be, if you happen to be versed in the ways of pogle eggs, and if dropped or thrown they split neatly in half, letting out a tiny cloud of confetti. Yaaaay. Whether you are fooled by this oh-so-cunning prank is up to you. Just keep in mind, dude: Brock posted up them egg groups for a reason. I HEAR POGLES MAKE BABIES JUST BY HOLDING HANDS.]
Selene, Lash, Sabrina, Kumatora, Peach, Nailah, and Samus: as the ladies-turned-pogles in this scenario, you are his targets. When you awaken this fine morn, you will find that you have LAID AN EGG. Samus, you've laid three. Why oh why didn't you listen to Brock??
In actuality, said eggs are merely fakes, taken from Ganondorf's old Sex Ed bag of magic. They are maybe lighter than a pogle egg should probably be, if you happen to be versed in the ways of pogle eggs, and if dropped or thrown they split neatly in half, letting out a tiny cloud of confetti. Yaaaay. Whether you are fooled by this oh-so-cunning prank is up to you. Just keep in mind, dude: Brock posted up them egg groups for a reason. I HEAR POGLES MAKE BABIES JUST BY HOLDING HANDS.]
