[Backdated to this morning -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY BULBAS]

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[Dearest Bulba: I hope your birthday wish was a fuckoff-huge dragon sneaking into your room at half-past Too Damn Early. Because that is what you get. lol sorry Brendan, don't mind him. He is just gonna sliiide on up to Bulba and start shaking him. Char trying to wake Bulba up? CLEARLY THIS IS BIZARRO WORLD.]

Hey, kid. Rise and shine.

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[What in the who is shaking him what is... THIS IS REALLY EARLY even by Bulba's ridiculous standards.]

..... Uhn?

[BLEARY EYED STARE.]

... Char?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Oh my gosh that tail is wagging so hard just look at it go.]

Happy birthday. Go grab your shit.

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[Buh.]

oh. Thanks... Uh... What am I grabbing things for?

[BUT HE'S DOING IT.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

We're goin' to Sinnoh.

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[AW MAN HE JUST DROPPED ALL OF IT.]

... Really?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Really.

[Aw. Aw man Bulba. Here, Char'll help you pick it up.]

Get a move on, Bulba. We ain't gonna keep Green waitin', are we?

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[Oh god. Oh god oh man oh god oh man he is suddenly SO AWAKE.]

Let's go.

Let's go right now.

[He is on the verge of butt-wiggling look at that old-school invisible tail nub go.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's what I was hopin' to hear.

[So Char picks Bulba up whoa this was easier when he was a Bulbasaur and slides him onto the back of his neck. Look, Bulba. Your ride even comes with handlebars I mean horns I mean handlebars.

LET'S-A GO.]

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[He sure hoped they weren't going through the window. Hadn't they already established that dragons didn't fit through windows? Whatever he didn't care this was the best birthday ever. Until they crashed into a frozen lake at Snowpoint.

And then a blue strip of ACTION LINES appeared and Char turned into a giant phantom and they flew awaaaay.]