Char

( [Phone call to Aiden] )

( [Narration: What is a Charizard (whine whine bitch whine) ] )

( [Also narration: Char is actually not pissy for once] )

( Letter to Aiden; can't hack paper hurrhurr )

Hey, Parakarry. Got somethin' for you to bring to Kanto. Ever been to Fuchsia City?

...You guys ever heard of kerosene? Used to be that people used it for lanterns, way back before lightbulbs were around. Turns out the same stuff that makes those dinky little lantern flames can be used as fuel for jets and rockets and shit. Guess it means that even somethin' that burns that dim can do big stuff if it's used right, or some gay shit like that.