Char

[[Of course, Char and Nyx have just had regular, unrespeonsive dolls all along. But that isn't gonna stop Char from seeing all these "oh no our baby isn't responding" posts and making something fun out of it.]]

Genny! YOU KILLED SNOOP DOGG AND BATMAN JR.

Ever since we gave 'em to you to watch, they ain't been respondin' to nothin'. What the hell did you do, you baby-killer?

Bulba, Blastoise... if you see Green, let 'im know I'm settin' out on a little trip tomorrow. I'll bring you guys back some... I dunno, sand or somethin'. Maybe.
Either of you got a potion handy, by the way? Probably gonna need it.

Genny... I know we just finished kickin' the shit outta each other, but I need you to look after Rasputin. He don't like bein' outside for too long now that it's cold, so he ain't huntin'. Make sure you feed him once before class and once when you get home. Meat's in the fridge. If I come back to a starvin' spider, everythin' else I've done to you before this will seem like a romp in a sunny meadow. We clear?

Why the hell did our rooms get all shuffled around, again? If somebody's gonna go to all the trouble of movin' my shit around while I'm asleep, then the least they can do is gimmie a better roomie. Or... actually, I'd prefer none at all. I'm way far away from Bulba and Green now.
Kinda curious how they managed to move me in by sleep, though. I ain't sure, but I think I sometimes breathe fire in my sleep.

...How'd they fit your tank through the door, Genny?

Rasputin's pretty confused by the change, too. Poor little guy misses his tree. Not he needed it to go outside, since I stopped makin' him drag rocks a long time ago and he can walk on walls, but... I don't think he knows where to build his next web. It sure as hell ain't gonna be inside the room. Last time he did that, my tail brushed against it and the whole thing went up in flames.

Hey, so... whoever's in BE-29 now... y'might wanna keep the window closed and locked. He keeps tryin' to head for home and so far I've been able to catch him and bring him back, but on the off chance I decide to go to any classes, there won't be nobody stoppin' him.
So yeah. If you've got a giant spider tryin' to squirm into your window, don't say I didn't warn you.

So... since I don't got Bulba and Green on either side of me, who are my neighbours now? I'm BE-13, apparently. How lucky.

To those I have wronged in the past: I beg of you, forgive my brashness and immaturity. Such childish behavior is most unsuitable for a gym leader's Pokemon; I feel that I am long overdue to change my ways. I will gladly face up to the consequences of my past actions, and that includes attending the detentions that I have been skipping up until now.

...Just kiddin'. <3

( Note to self [not really all that private] )

So... me and Rasputin'll be headin' off for a couple days. Should be back by the weekend at the latest.
Don't touch any of my stuff, General Guy, or you'll be in for a world of hurt when I get back.

I been doin' some pokin' around on the internet and there are move tutors in Sinnoh that might be able to help me out. I thought about askin' Green's permission, but if he can leave without tellin' me then why should I bother a gym leader shouldn't have any problem with his Pokemon wantin' to get stronger, right? Anyway, I'm takin' this trip on my own savin's, so I don't really need his okay or nothin'. It'll be worth it when he sees what I come back with, anyway!

Hey, Bulba! I'll bring you back somethin'. Sinnoh's famous for its Poffins, maybe I'll see if one would survive the trip home. Casper... I'll see if I can find you somethin' nice, too.

Blastoise... you watch yourself. The day when I beat you is comin' sooner than you think.
Hell, I could probably take Charitard on! Not that I couldn't before.

[[And the rest of the school rejoices while Superdouche is gone. What's he learning? Platinum move tutors eff yeah. 8U]]

Man, I'm runnin' out of ideas for tricks to teach Rasputin. Maybe I'll just train him to attack General Guy on sight.
This is a big step, but I've decided I ain't gonna tie him to rocks no more. It's gotten to the point where he'd need rocks so big he wouldn't be able to fit through the window, and I know how much he loves his tree. I'm just gonna hafta find some other way to keep him strong.

So I guess Ivy's here again. Whatever.

Hey, Fuzzbutt. If I hear you or your stupid trumpet-bird-thing are givin' Green any trouble, there's gonna be hell to pay.

( Private to Green )
( Private to self, unhackable )



...Y'know what? I deserve a break. I ain't comin' to classes today.

The other bed is Rasputin's. You can sleep on the floor.

And stay away from my chocolate almonds. I mean it. I'll cut you.

Hopefully I can run this one outta SBG as quick as the other two.