Merry whatever.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Charmeleon is flat out broke, especially since his sugar daddy trainer is away on business. Thus, most of his gifts are what he did before he came to SBG and learned how to go gijinka: some animal he hunted and roasted over his tail. He was very busy this weekend.

Bulba: roast carcass
Blastoise: roast carcass
Green: (once he gets back Char will hunt him down a) roast carcass
Rasputin: roast carcass
Ganondorf: roast carcass
Rawk Hawk: roast carcass
Biomech: roast carcass with mistletoe tied to it
Nyx: two roast carcasses and a nap in her bed. Best ever, I know.
Genny: a brand-new gijinka buttplug and several unroasted dead animals stuffed into his tank.
Daisy: nothiiiing. After Nyx gave him his stocking of festive coal-gum, he waited for Daisy to go to class, then carefully jammed the lock on her dorm with a big wad of chewed gum. Next time he sees her, he intends to try and stick a heaping portion of ABC gum in her hair. 'Tis the season.

Happy holidays.

--

  Hey... Bulba, Blastoise. You guys noticed somethin' missin' this Christmas?
I say the three of us haul ass back to Kanto and drag Green outta Viridian Gym. It's a sad, sad day when the guy's Charmeleon is spendin' more time gettin' an education than he is.

Comments

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

*oh Charmeleon, you're so thoughtful~*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Everyone loves dead animals roasted over some douchebag's ass-flame, right?*

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

*Right.*

[rivalrazorleaf]

*A*

Let's go.

Let's go right now ba.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit. Hell, I'll be over in a tick. The two of us can drag that fatass Blastoise out together. Probably.

Well, we might need to rent a forklift.

[rivalrazorleaf]

I think you are overestimating his size ba.

I'm ready when you are!

((Spoilers: He's probably had a "GO FIND GREEN MISSION" bag packed since forever.))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Trust me. I'm the one he likes to sit on. He's that heavy.

((Spoilers: Good thing, too. Char will not have packed a thing. In typical hasty "lol I gots survival instaincts it's all good" style, he'll just grab Bulba and Blastoise and haul ass.))

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

*SHUTUP THE MUN IS AS LAZY AS THIS ONE IS*

Quiet down and I'll be there. Geez, no one ain't as fast as you punk.

*Just got back from his trip lol*

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

I can't believe it's not beef!

Re: *Just got back from his trip lol*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

It might be. I kinda lost track of which kill was which, so... it's a 50/50 chance of being either beef or Crested Booka.

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

I hope you got put on some kind of weird mailing list because you bought this garbage.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to pass on anything they send me.

[loudflowerpower.livejournal.com]

You sonuvabitch! PUTTING GUM IN THE DOOR-- NOT FUNNY. AT ALL.

You and Nyx pull one more thing on me, just ONE MORE, I'm getting a Super Soaker and filling it with holy water-- THAT WAY I CAN WIPE YOU AND HER OUT AT ONCE.

*is seething like crazy*

[goesonpancakes.livejournal.com]

*is cackling like crazy*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And here I thought you'd be happy to see I was puttin' your present to good use.