Merry whatever.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Charmeleon is flat out broke, especially since his sugar daddy trainer is away on business. Thus, most of his gifts are what he did before he came to SBG and learned how to go gijinka: some animal he hunted and roasted over his tail. He was very busy this weekend.

Bulba: roast carcass
Blastoise: roast carcass
Green: (once he gets back Char will hunt him down a) roast carcass
Rasputin: roast carcass
Ganondorf: roast carcass
Rawk Hawk: roast carcass
Biomech: roast carcass with mistletoe tied to it
Nyx: two roast carcasses and a nap in her bed. Best ever, I know.
Genny: a brand-new gijinka buttplug and several unroasted dead animals stuffed into his tank.
Daisy: nothiiiing. After Nyx gave him his stocking of festive coal-gum, he waited for Daisy to go to class, then carefully jammed the lock on her dorm with a big wad of chewed gum. Next time he sees her, he intends to try and stick a heaping portion of ABC gum in her hair. 'Tis the season.

Happy holidays.

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  Hey... Bulba, Blastoise. You guys noticed somethin' missin' this Christmas?
I say the three of us haul ass back to Kanto and drag Green outta Viridian Gym. It's a sad, sad day when the guy's Charmeleon is spendin' more time gettin' an education than he is.

Comments

[rivalrazorleaf]

I think you are overestimating his size ba.

I'm ready when you are!

((Spoilers: He's probably had a "GO FIND GREEN MISSION" bag packed since forever.))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Trust me. I'm the one he likes to sit on. He's that heavy.

((Spoilers: Good thing, too. Char will not have packed a thing. In typical hasty "lol I gots survival instaincts it's all good" style, he'll just grab Bulba and Blastoise and haul ass.))

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

*SHUTUP THE MUN IS AS LAZY AS THIS ONE IS*

Quiet down and I'll be there. Geez, no one ain't as fast as you punk.