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Back from Sinnoh

I actually got back yesterday, just couldn't be arsed to post on the internet about it.

Hey, Bulba. I wasn't sure what kind of poffins you liked best, so I just got you a couple. One or two mighta got a bit squished ~~since I got in a fight on the way home~~ but I left the box outside your room.
Blastoise... you don't deserve a thing, but certain circumstances in Sinnoh left me with some useless-ass Brine TM. You want it?

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Hey... evolvin' thing not work out for you? There ain't no shame in it. Hell, I've been a Charmeleon for years. Sometimes think I'll be one 'til I die.
Just wait until you see what I brought you from Sinnoh. This thing is ridiculous. Even a Jigglypuff would feel retarded wearin' a bow this outlandishly frou-frou in public.

So... you actually gonna bother showin' up for detention, or would you rather go grab somethin' to eat or somethin' instead?

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Oh yeah... oy, Blastoise! I hope you ain't been slackin' off while I've been gone! We're long overdue for a rematch! This time, I'll show you just who the better man is.

Heh. Red's team had better watch out. None of 'em have ever been a match for me, but this new move could probably down Charitard in a hit or two.

~~Maybe I oughta start lookin' for a Swords Dance TM, while I'm tweakin' my moveset an' all.~~

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*chuckles* You must be mad to think I do that...but whatever. I'm up for fightin anytime ya want. >:)

And that brine move? Tch. Might as well make that teach's Feebas learn it. It's that useless.

Great. Fine. Bring it! You just name a place and I'm there. Hell, I'll fight you in that pool you love so freakin' much!

~~Jesus, you try an' do somethin' nice for once and...~~ Yeah, thought so. I'll toss it, then.

Pool? Psh, I'll contend for a Stadium outside. Much better for both of us there.

((Char fails at being nice lols. Anyway, who starts log?))

Even better. This time I'll wreck that shell of yours like it was paper mache!

((At least he made the effort? :V You can start this one ~~because I am lazy olol~~))

We'll see about that kiddo. The worst you can do is add another scar to my shell >:D

*chuckles*

((http://community.livejournal.com/sbg_logs/167559.html GO GO GO))

~~And blunt the hell outta my claws again ffff~~ At least I'm leavin' somethin' behind, fatass. You ain't landed a mark on me once yet!

((OH BOY))

Scales like yours heal over. My non-shell parts are the same. *snort*

Anyway, see ya there!

Real scars don't fade. Half-assed pussy hits like yours do.

On my way now, fatass!

~~Ba.~~

~~*A*~~

*this is Bulba sprinting at the door. Run, Bulba, run.*

*best big brother ever amirite?*

*this is Bulba with a poffin in his mouth as he types. Yum yum. Bulba's cute points were raised!*

... Thanks Char! This one is really good! Did you get any for you? I think you got me two spicy ones do you want the other one? *A*

Nah, don't worry about it. I got those for you, not for me!
~~I think I like pokeblocks better anywI MEAN POKEBLOCKS ARE TERRIBLE~~ I had plenty of my own in Sinnoh anyhow.

Yeah... Kinda sucks, though.
I'd kinda like some hands, y'know? And to get rid of some of this shit on my head.

Pffft, Man, I almost didn't think you'd do it! Nice. I'll treasure it always.

You kidding? Detention, or hangin' out, huh, such a hard choice, I wonder, what ever would I do?
Yeah, let's grab somethin' to eat or somethin'. Or, like.. find a broom closet somewhere. That works. ;P

At least you got your gijinka form for stuff with hands. If your hair's buggin' you, can't you just like... cut it or somethin'?

What can I say? I had to do everything in my power to make sure your dream of ownin' a frilly piece of crap come true.

Casper... have I ever told you I like the way you think?

I dunno how that's work, honestly... I mean... if it's like... my smoke as a pokemon, would I get smaller?
Like.. if you cut your hair, would you lose your horn? I don't know how this shit works.

You're so very thoughtful, mi'dear. Really.

Yup. A couple o' times.

...You seriously think I'll lose my horn if I get a haircut? ~~Oh god how will anyone tell me apart from a Charmander?~~ Jeez, I never thought about it like that.

S'just who I am. Thoughtful to the last.

Well it bears mentionin' again, because you're brilliant.

I dunno! I mean... I kinda makes sense, doesn't it? Your horn winds up begin a little spike at the back of yer head, so... cutting that off seems like it should mean losin' the horn, right? Ah, whatever.

Keep this up, I'm gonna wind up with an ego like yours.

So if I gel it down or somethin', will that get rid of it, too? Or will I just have a real flat horn or somethin'?
Kinda freaky to think about, ain't it?

I dunno that it's even possible for anyone to have an ego like mine, Casper.

Your horn will get erectile dysfunction?

I can see that bein' a little difficult.

...So you're sayin' if I grow my hair out, then maybe...?

You might be able to pull it off with years of trainin' and dedication, though.

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No honey.
Growing your hair out will not make anything any bigger.

I dunno, if you keep up the compliments, might not take that long at all.

Hey, you said it, not me.

I never give out compliments unless they're deserved, Casper.

You're the one ho wanted to try it.
Must be insecure or somethin'.

Yet, somehow, you've been givin' 'em to me like it's freakin' Christmas.

Oh. You were gone? It was so peaceful, I hadn't noticed.

Two hits? You've got to be kidding. You have no discipline or patience. The amount of training you need to even CLEAR YOUR HEAD _{, actually, it's probably pretty empty so that should be easy,} would take you at least months, pipsqueak.

And yet you come back and I think it hasn't even been barely a week...? And here you are already proclaiming you're stronger than before.

... ... _{Actually, after all that spiel, I'll be disappointed if Blastoise loses to you...} ...

Weren't you slightly less ginger when I left, come to think of it?

Whoa, Charitard. I was talkin' about a fight, not a spellin' bee. You can sit there and babble about clear heads all you want, but fightin' is about who's tougher, not who's thinkin' the clearest.

Heh. You'd be surprised what you can accompish when you're busy gettin' stronger instead of wastin' time clearin' your head.

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Geez, you're dense. No wonder you have a loss streak.

All the power in the world is worth zilch if you have absolutely no idea how to use it.

Like a musclebound man who has never taken up a weapon, or a guy with a deadliest weapon who has no idea how to even properly hold it.

Pf. You probably ARE strong, but you need some brains to back it up.

... _{That's as close to a compliment as I'm going to give you considering your constant panties-in-a-bunch attitude.}

Fine, Charitard. If fightin's all a head game and nothin' else, ~~tell me how I can~~ how'd you lose to a lazy idiot like Blastoise?

You'll be disappointed if I win? Wow. Yeah. Great compliment, Charitard.

~~I never said I was smart~~ ~~He's smarter~~ Strategy.

_{Disappointed in Blastoise, not in you. Why would I be disappointed in the winner?}

What the hell kinda strategy is losin'? You ain't too good at this, are you, Charitard?

I dunno, you bein' disappointed in me seems about par for the course.

_{GFfghfdgh WHY DO I WASTE MY TIME TALKING TO YOU}

NO, pipsqueak, HE beat ME with STRATEGY. I lost fair and square, _{something you have trouble dealing with,} and I DO need improvement. Hence why I train- BOTH mind and body.

_{Grrrgh I don't care if you can't speak English so there's nothing for me to be currently disappointed about.

Besides, it's not like you've ever WON (on your own) for anyone to have anything to be disappointed about anyway.}

No, Charitard, no. Blastoise is stronger than you, and he's a water-type. That's why you lost.

...I'll win someday.

~~Grrrgh~~

Fine, pipsqueak. See it that way.

Doesn't change the fact that you couldn't have gotten stronger in less than a freaking week. You may have expanded your abilities, but that's not saying much.

_{I bet you're a pill popper that expects all those vitamins and stuff to work immediately after consuming them.}

Well, it's true, ain't it?

...Charitard, just because I went to Sinnoh for a week don't mean anything. It's been way longer'n that since I fought Blastoise. (And even longer than that since I faced any of your team.)

Did you spend all that time training?

Well I sure as hell ain't been sittin' around twiddlin' my thumbs.

Hell, I do more fightin' than anyone else in this school.

Sigh.

Pipsqueak, picking fights will give you experience, sure. But training does not need TWO individuals for it to happen, nor does it have to be done through fighting.

You'd think that you'd SEE that, considering how often you're having Rasputin train.

What's the heaviest weight you can lift? Out of 30 cans on a fence, how many can you knock off the fence on the first try with a ranged attack? How many laps can you do around a track in a minute? What are the distance of your jumps?

I know you probably don't care, but making all of these numbers LARGER is what actually constitutes as training. Now 'how many times have I fought'.

There you go again. Do you enjoy lookin' down your nose at me or somethin'?

Yes, I train. I wouldn't know how to do any of it to Rasputin otherwise. But barfin' Flamethrowers at light, unmovin' pop cans is a whole different ball game compared to tryin' to Flamethrower, say, Blastoise. The only way to get better at somethin' is to do it over an' over. So maybe you'd win if we had a footrace or a weightliftin' competition, but if you wanna win a fight, you gotta know how to fight.

I'm not TRYING to look down at you but you're making it bloody difficult what with being so SMALL and COMPLAINY all the time.

Rrrgh , _{for one, Tubby's kind of a big target anyway so I don't see how you can practice accuracy on him unless you're aiming at something small like his nostril or something and CONNECTING with it all the time,} and ALL OF THAT ASIDE, if you go into a fight without knowing or being able to handle certain thinks OUTSIDE of fighting, all you're going to do is make a fool of yourself.

_{I don't want to remind you of this but} LOSS STREAK DAMN IT _{GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT ALL YOU'RE DOING IS PRACTICING HOW TO GET BEATEN.}

... fffgh you just don't want to see how you could apply anything learned OUTSIDE of fighting TO fighting. I wish I knew WHY you're so stubborn about that.

Argh, this is when it would be useful for someone to come in and give an example of a person who trained their abilities individually and THEN fought, as opposed to someone who just fights all the time despite having absolutely no idea how to do it.

_{((OOC: Where's Aviana or Otacon with Samurai Champloo when you need 'em? Also, is it me or are 'izard and 'elon acting more and more like very stubborn siblings?))}

Oh my god. Just SHUT UP ALREADY. I wasn't complainin' about a thing! You were the one who came in here all "noooo Charmeleon you don't know how to fight at all becausr you don't do it my wayyyyyy gee I'm so superior." It's better to be tryin' an losin' than not botherin' to fight at all!

I don't see why you're so convinced that jumpin' jacks and shit make you better at fightin' than ACTUALLY FIGHTIN' does!

What, you too stupid to think of an example on your own?

[[OOC: They're probably smart enough not to go anywhere near this warzone. :V Also Aviana hates Charmeleon. But yeah, these two are totally arguing like brother and sister.

Also ffff Char your journal layout sucks for long comment threads.]]

Grrrghhhh_fine.

_{((OOC: Holy shiat new layout.

Also, at some point there need to be "Oak's Charizard's me mum" moments competely separate from one another, and let other less oblivious people figure out the rest. :V))}

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[[OOC: Couldn't stand looking at old one's smushed comment trees fff.

Oh for sure. Does Chari know that her mom = Oak's yet or no?]]

_{((OOC: She suspects it, but doesn't want to accept it because it'd mean that she'd be VERY angry at Oak who is a lovable old poképhile. Not to mention that she wouldn't know whether to be angry or sad at her mum. Ohhhh dramaaa.))}

*ffff she was totally gonna write a comment, but after reading parts of Chari and Melon's argument DECIDED AGAINST IT*

((LOL MELONNN))

((Tee hee! Cock block'd Charmeleon who is STILL crushing on Ivysaur.))

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