Back from Sinnoh

[rivalkidneypunch]

I actually got back yesterday, just couldn't be arsed to post on the internet about it.

Hey, Bulba. I wasn't sure what kind of poffins you liked best, so I just got you a couple. One or two mighta got a bit squished since I got in a fight on the way home but I left the box outside your room.
Blastoise... you don't deserve a thing, but certain circumstances in Sinnoh left me with some useless-ass Brine TM. You want it?

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Hey... evolvin' thing not work out for you? There ain't no shame in it. Hell, I've been a Charmeleon for years. Sometimes think I'll be one 'til I die.
Just wait until you see what I brought you from Sinnoh. This thing is ridiculous. Even a Jigglypuff would feel retarded wearin' a bow this outlandishly frou-frou in public.

So... you actually gonna bother showin' up for detention, or would you rather go grab somethin' to eat or somethin' instead?

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Oh yeah... oy, Blastoise! I hope you ain't been slackin' off while I've been gone! We're long overdue for a rematch! This time, I'll show you just who the better man is.

Heh. Red's team had better watch out. None of 'em have ever been a match for me, but this new move could probably down Charitard in a hit or two.

Maybe I oughta start lookin' for a Swords Dance TM, while I'm tweakin' my moveset an' all.

Comments

[lizardon-fire.livejournal.com]

Sigh.

Pipsqueak, picking fights will give you experience, sure. But training does not need TWO individuals for it to happen, nor does it have to be done through fighting.

You'd think that you'd SEE that, considering how often you're having Rasputin train.

What's the heaviest weight you can lift? Out of 30 cans on a fence, how many can you knock off the fence on the first try with a ranged attack? How many laps can you do around a track in a minute? What are the distance of your jumps?

I know you probably don't care, but making all of these numbers LARGER is what actually constitutes as training. Now 'how many times have I fought'.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

There you go again. Do you enjoy lookin' down your nose at me or somethin'?

Yes, I train. I wouldn't know how to do any of it to Rasputin otherwise. But barfin' Flamethrowers at light, unmovin' pop cans is a whole different ball game compared to tryin' to Flamethrower, say, Blastoise. The only way to get better at somethin' is to do it over an' over. So maybe you'd win if we had a footrace or a weightliftin' competition, but if you wanna win a fight, you gotta know how to fight.

[lizardon-fire.livejournal.com]

I'm not TRYING to look down at you but you're making it bloody difficult what with being so SMALL and COMPLAINY all the time.

Rrrgh , _{for one, Tubby's kind of a big target anyway so I don't see how you can practice accuracy on him unless you're aiming at something small like his nostril or something and CONNECTING with it all the time,} and ALL OF THAT ASIDE, if you go into a fight without knowing or being able to handle certain thinks OUTSIDE of fighting, all you're going to do is make a fool of yourself.

_{I don't want to remind you of this but} LOSS STREAK DAMN IT _{GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT ALL YOU'RE DOING IS PRACTICING HOW TO GET BEATEN.}

... fffgh you just don't want to see how you could apply anything learned OUTSIDE of fighting TO fighting. I wish I knew WHY you're so stubborn about that.

Argh, this is when it would be useful for someone to come in and give an example of a person who trained their abilities individually and THEN fought, as opposed to someone who just fights all the time despite having absolutely no idea how to do it.

_{((OOC: Where's Aviana or Otacon with Samurai Champloo when you need 'em? Also, is it me or are 'izard and 'elon acting more and more like very stubborn siblings?))}

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Just SHUT UP ALREADY. I wasn't complainin' about a thing! You were the one who came in here all "noooo Charmeleon you don't know how to fight at all becausr you don't do it my wayyyyyy gee I'm so superior." It's better to be tryin' an losin' than not botherin' to fight at all!

I don't see why you're so convinced that jumpin' jacks and shit make you better at fightin' than ACTUALLY FIGHTIN' does!

What, you too stupid to think of an example on your own?

[[OOC: They're probably smart enough not to go anywhere near this warzone. :V Also Aviana hates Charmeleon. But yeah, these two are totally arguing like brother and sister.

Also ffff Char your journal layout sucks for long comment threads.]]

[lizardon-fire.livejournal.com]

Grrrghhhh_fine.

<sub>((OOC: Holy shiat new layout.

Also, at some point there need to be "Oak's Charizard's me mum" moments competely separate from one another, and let other less oblivious people figure out the rest. :V))</sub>

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[[OOC: Couldn't stand looking at old one's smushed comment trees fff.

Oh for sure. Does Chari know that her mom = Oak's yet or no?]]

[lizardon-fire.livejournal.com]

_{((OOC: She suspects it, but doesn't want to accept it because it'd mean that she'd be VERY angry at Oak who is a lovable old poképhile. Not to mention that she wouldn't know whether to be angry or sad at her mum. Ohhhh dramaaa.))}