Back from Sinnoh

[rivalkidneypunch]

I actually got back yesterday, just couldn't be arsed to post on the internet about it.

Hey, Bulba. I wasn't sure what kind of poffins you liked best, so I just got you a couple. One or two mighta got a bit squished since I got in a fight on the way home but I left the box outside your room.
Blastoise... you don't deserve a thing, but certain circumstances in Sinnoh left me with some useless-ass Brine TM. You want it?

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Hey... evolvin' thing not work out for you? There ain't no shame in it. Hell, I've been a Charmeleon for years. Sometimes think I'll be one 'til I die.
Just wait until you see what I brought you from Sinnoh. This thing is ridiculous. Even a Jigglypuff would feel retarded wearin' a bow this outlandishly frou-frou in public.

So... you actually gonna bother showin' up for detention, or would you rather go grab somethin' to eat or somethin' instead?

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Oh yeah... oy, Blastoise! I hope you ain't been slackin' off while I've been gone! We're long overdue for a rematch! This time, I'll show you just who the better man is.

Heh. Red's team had better watch out. None of 'em have ever been a match for me, but this new move could probably down Charitard in a hit or two.

Maybe I oughta start lookin' for a Swords Dance TM, while I'm tweakin' my moveset an' all.

Comments

Re: Private!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...You seriously think I'll lose my horn if I get a haircut? Oh god how will anyone tell me apart from a Charmander? Jeez, I never thought about it like that.

S'just who I am. Thoughtful to the last.

Well it bears mentionin' again, because you're brilliant.

Re: Private!

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

I dunno! I mean... I kinda makes sense, doesn't it? Your horn winds up begin a little spike at the back of yer head, so... cutting that off seems like it should mean losin' the horn, right? Ah, whatever.

Keep this up, I'm gonna wind up with an ego like yours.

Re: Private!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

So if I gel it down or somethin', will that get rid of it, too? Or will I just have a real flat horn or somethin'?
Kinda freaky to think about, ain't it?

I dunno that it's even possible for anyone to have an ego like mine, Casper.

Re: Private!

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Your horn will get erectile dysfunction?

I can see that bein' a little difficult.

Re: Private!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...So you're sayin' if I grow my hair out, then maybe...?

You might be able to pull it off with years of trainin' and dedication, though.

Re: Private!

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

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No honey.
Growing your hair out will not make anything any bigger.

I dunno, if you keep up the compliments, might not take that long at all.

Re: Private!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, you said it, not me.

I never give out compliments unless they're deserved, Casper.

Re: Private!

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

You're the one ho wanted to try it.
Must be insecure or somethin'.

Yet, somehow, you've been givin' 'em to me like it's freakin' Christmas.