You ready for me, Sumabura?

[rivalkidneypunch]

So this is Sumabura, eh...? Word on the street is that this place is swarming with Pokemon. Heh... and I know for a fact Red and his little band of muppets are here, too.
Let's not waste any time, shall we?

Hey, Red! Your days are numbered, you little punk!
You should just save time and drop out now, because this is Green's turf now!

Squirtle... the wimpiest of Red's wimps. Let's be friends, okay? We can play lots of fun games like soccer, football, volleyball... as long as you don't mind being the ball, that is. Your dinky little shell would be perfect for it.

And as for you, Ivysaur...
...
Hmph.
How's that Solarbeam of yours coming along?

I don't even have anything to say to that wannabe Charitard. Not worth my time.

As for the rest of you Pokemon... I think we can get along just nicely. Just so long as you admit I'm superior and stay outta my way. And don't mess with Green, or you answer to me.
Oh... and if I hear any of you are giving Bulba a hard time, I'll cut you, I swear.

Yep. I think that about covers it.
So what do you chumps do for fun around here, anyway?

Comments

[twilightprincess]

........

Oh boy.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to meet you too, sweetheart.

[twilightprincess]

I certainly hope you're more charming than your trainer is.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And I certainly hope you won't dis my trainer to my face.

[yourcaptivation.livejournal.com]

*fumes* You sound as mean as your trainer.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey... Green ain't mean, okay? He just knows tough trainers raise tough Pokemon.

[yourcaptivation.livejournal.com]

Is that so...? Just because you want to be strong or tough o-or—whatever!—doesn't mean that you should be so rude to others around you!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ooh... I like you. You're a little firebrand.

Lemme put it this way. I can throw in all the "if you pleases" and "I beg your pardons" in the world, but it won't change what I'm here to do.
I'm just making sure everyone knows it.

[jolteonmcfuzz.livejournal.com]

...Those weren't...very nice things to say...
D:

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, fuzzy. Did I hurt your feelings?

[jolteonmcfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, you didn't say anything about me... so, no. But still.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

So far, I've got nothing against you, fuzzy.

For your sake, let's keep it that way.

[mizumizumizu.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be such a jerk! I haven't done anything wrong... y-your're just part of the bad guys team!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Bad guys...?
Ha... hahaha!
That's me! Just a big old bad guy.

Now c'mere, squirt.
I feel like playing some kickball.

[rivalrazorleaf]

Oi, why are you saying all of that as the first thing?!

Don't cut anyone! Geez!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Take notes, Bulba.
You only get one shot at a first impression, and it's important you make a lasting one.
Everybody here's gonna know the name Charmeleon, and that's a fact!

[rivalrazorleaf]

Urgh. They're going to know it, that's for sure.

[twofacedmecha.livejournal.com]

And here we have such a hot-headed brute.
Talks big, but in reality, his muscles are all just flab.
Ho, ho, hoh~
It's just so painful to see this diseased beast stomping around the place and shouting words that chisels my brain.
I wonder if someone has a good shotgun to end this pup's misery?

(Hey, hey, let me go at him.
He doesn't look too tough, but I want to see if he's not all just talk here.)

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Man, the wimps are just lining up at my door, aren't they?
I'll chisel your brain with more than just words, honey.
Provided I can find it in that bloated head of yours first.

[twofacedmecha.livejournal.com]

Ho, ho, ho, hoh!
Truly, a fiery little pup!

The only wimp I see here would be you.
Why, you're the type of person who would rather pick a fight with an infant or a helpless little girl than go head-to-head with a true fighter.

Oh, you should focus on finding your own brain, if you have one that is. But I fear that if you found it, it really wouldn't do you any good. I mean, a shovel has a higher IQ.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, hoh!
(Heh. Again, I'd really like to fight this little punk one day...)

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Stop spoutin' bullshit.
If there are any true fighters here, bring 'em on and I'll curbstomp 'em all.
The only thing I'm seein' here, though, is some pansy who thinks they can talk big.

It don't matter what my IQ may or may not be.
What matters is how easily I can stomp you.
So either quit the crap, or we can find out for ourselves just how big you really are.

[manaphyofthesea.livejournal.com]

Bulba is much nicer than you are mana... >A<"

And if you want to have fun, I guess training around the stadiums (I purposely go on the dry ones to up my endurance nowadays...phiii...) or just hang out and meet people in the dorms.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...
Huh. Well, if Bulba likes you...

Need a training buddy, squirt?
I promise not to evaporate you.

[manaphyofthesea.livejournal.com]

Maybe..._{Your trainer wants to capture me and I find it a bit scary mana...he was a little mean to me too}

But I'll me happy to spar with you mana~

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Green wants to catch you, huh...?
I don't see why. You look don't look stronger than Blastoise.
...
_{Hell, I'm sure he won't mind if I'm just sparrin' with you.}
But if he tells me we're catchin' you, kid, then I'm taking you down for serious.
It's nothin' personal, just gotta do my job.