You ready for me, Sumabura?

[rivalkidneypunch]

So this is Sumabura, eh...? Word on the street is that this place is swarming with Pokemon. Heh... and I know for a fact Red and his little band of muppets are here, too.
Let's not waste any time, shall we?

Hey, Red! Your days are numbered, you little punk!
You should just save time and drop out now, because this is Green's turf now!

Squirtle... the wimpiest of Red's wimps. Let's be friends, okay? We can play lots of fun games like soccer, football, volleyball... as long as you don't mind being the ball, that is. Your dinky little shell would be perfect for it.

And as for you, Ivysaur...
...
Hmph.
How's that Solarbeam of yours coming along?

I don't even have anything to say to that wannabe Charitard. Not worth my time.

As for the rest of you Pokemon... I think we can get along just nicely. Just so long as you admit I'm superior and stay outta my way. And don't mess with Green, or you answer to me.
Oh... and if I hear any of you are giving Bulba a hard time, I'll cut you, I swear.

Yep. I think that about covers it.
So what do you chumps do for fun around here, anyway?

Comments

[jolteonmcfuzz.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't exactly... I, uh...

I don't know that I'd do so hot with a trainer.

Oh... *face darkens* Ever heard of a place called Cinnibar Island? I'm sure Green has...been there...

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Fine. Your loss, fuzz.

Eh? What about Cinnibar? They got Thunderstones there?

[jolteonmcfuzz.livejournal.com]

W-well, I'm just afraid I'd let someone down. I think I'm plenty strong...

Cinnibar is a place...where they do things to pokemon.


_{Things are kinda foggy in my head but I think that's where I was given the Thunderstone...and then I could walk on two legs...}

Heh.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Tch. Are you sure you're strong? You don't sound so sure to me.
If you're strong, act it.

...The heck're you mumblin' about, Fuzz?

[jolteonmcfuzz.livejournal.com]

*grits teeth*

No, I know I'm strong, Char. I wouldn't have survived the experiments if I weren't strong enough!

Scientists did things to me..when I was at Cinnibar. That's the, uh, shortest version I can give.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's more like it. Damn skippy you're strong! Now don't let me hear that "waaah I might let somebody down waaah" bullshit from you again!

...Uh... scientists, huh? Y'don't have... like... an ear growin' outta your back or something freaky like that, do you?

[jolteonmcfuzz.livejournal.com]

I...I wasn't whining about it... I just want to do my best, that's all.


No, nothing creepy. I can just...uhm. Like you know how we've got our poke-forms and our human forms? Well, I have a third form. Tough to explain.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ain't no way you'll ever do your best if you talk like some kind of pansy. If you're a man, stop acting like a girl!

...
Yeesh, I don't even wanna know.
You're kinda weird, fuzz.

[jolteonmcfuzz.livejournal.com]

*frowns, annoyed*
I...can't really help that. It's not my fault that scientists did things to me.

Hmph. Whatever.