You ready for me, Sumabura?

[rivalkidneypunch]

So this is Sumabura, eh...? Word on the street is that this place is swarming with Pokemon. Heh... and I know for a fact Red and his little band of muppets are here, too.
Let's not waste any time, shall we?

Hey, Red! Your days are numbered, you little punk!
You should just save time and drop out now, because this is Green's turf now!

Squirtle... the wimpiest of Red's wimps. Let's be friends, okay? We can play lots of fun games like soccer, football, volleyball... as long as you don't mind being the ball, that is. Your dinky little shell would be perfect for it.

And as for you, Ivysaur...
...
Hmph.
How's that Solarbeam of yours coming along?

I don't even have anything to say to that wannabe Charitard. Not worth my time.

As for the rest of you Pokemon... I think we can get along just nicely. Just so long as you admit I'm superior and stay outta my way. And don't mess with Green, or you answer to me.
Oh... and if I hear any of you are giving Bulba a hard time, I'll cut you, I swear.

Yep. I think that about covers it.
So what do you chumps do for fun around here, anyway?

Comments

[yourcaptivation.livejournal.com]

*fumes* You sound as mean as your trainer.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey... Green ain't mean, okay? He just knows tough trainers raise tough Pokemon.

[yourcaptivation.livejournal.com]

Is that so...? Just because you want to be strong or tough o-or—whatever!—doesn't mean that you should be so rude to others around you!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ooh... I like you. You're a little firebrand.

Lemme put it this way. I can throw in all the "if you pleases" and "I beg your pardons" in the world, but it won't change what I'm here to do.
I'm just making sure everyone knows it.

[yourcaptivation.livejournal.com]

You didn't have to let everyone know in such a rude way. :x Did you really have to point certain others out? You're not making a very good first impression at all!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're saying I should have threatened the entire student body instead of just the ones I came here to beat?

Yeah, you're right. That's a much better first impression.

[yourcaptivation.livejournal.com]

That isn't what I said and you know it. Why do you even have to say those things at all?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Even if I didn't say it, that wouldn't change the fact I'm gonna beat them down. So why not be honest about it?

[yourcaptivation.livejournal.com]

Mou, I give up... You're very stubborn.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What can I say?
It's just one of my endearing traits.