You ready for me, Sumabura?

[rivalkidneypunch]

So this is Sumabura, eh...? Word on the street is that this place is swarming with Pokemon. Heh... and I know for a fact Red and his little band of muppets are here, too.
Let's not waste any time, shall we?

Hey, Red! Your days are numbered, you little punk!
You should just save time and drop out now, because this is Green's turf now!

Squirtle... the wimpiest of Red's wimps. Let's be friends, okay? We can play lots of fun games like soccer, football, volleyball... as long as you don't mind being the ball, that is. Your dinky little shell would be perfect for it.

And as for you, Ivysaur...
...
Hmph.
How's that Solarbeam of yours coming along?

I don't even have anything to say to that wannabe Charitard. Not worth my time.

As for the rest of you Pokemon... I think we can get along just nicely. Just so long as you admit I'm superior and stay outta my way. And don't mess with Green, or you answer to me.
Oh... and if I hear any of you are giving Bulba a hard time, I'll cut you, I swear.

Yep. I think that about covers it.
So what do you chumps do for fun around here, anyway?

Comments

[twilightprincess]

What can I say, at the moment its not you I have anything against. It's a shame you seem like the type to be offended if the other is too~

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What kinda Pokemon would I be if I didn't stick up for my trainer?

Oh, wait. One who doesn't have a trainer anymore. That's right.

[twilightprincess]

You have a point, I'll give you that. I'm also sure that somewhere in there, your trainer is probably some sort of nice guy. That's how these things usually tend to go.

But I'll be blunt about it. You might want to let him know that acting like an asshat your first day here doesn't make for good first impressions. I'm surprising even myself for this one, but I'm saying it for his sake.

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

Green... is a good trainer. More than good. The best.

And if you're telling me to go call him an asshat, you must be a bit nuts.

[pkloveomega.livejournal.com]

[[And let's pretend I was actually logged into the right account for that. orz]]

[twilightprincess]

[[Lols okay <3]]

It's not his training I'm talking about.

Maybe not in those specific words. I'm sure being more tactful about it might still get the point across, and it was simply a suggestion anyway. Take it however you will~.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...Not just his training. Green's the best at everything.

You'll see.

[twilightprincess]

I suppose it's something I'll have to look forward to, Charming.