rivalkidneypunch: (poke - up to no good)
Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2010-11-13 02:26 am

[Not private at all]

So, Vinnie.

Glad to see all that mountaintop trainin' paid off. You looked real impressive out on the battlefield. Real manly and shit.

I especially liked watchin' the part where you got your warty ass handed to you. So... the entire thing, basically.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-11-13 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
I saw it pretty neck to neck most of the time. Someone might have to get their vision checked.

You, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure you could have survived maybe one minute...and I'm being awfully generous here...before he would have grabbed you by the tail and knocked you out cold. POW!

Right between the eyes too.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
We watchin' the same fight, Charitard? The worst he managed to do was puke on Max.

Look, when the best comeback y'got is "I bet you probably maybe woulda lost", that's a real good sign y'got nothin'. The hell would I wanna beat Max up for anyway?

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-11-13 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
To see if you'd actually last longer than Vinnie? Which I'm pretty sure you wouldn't.

Max is totally helping

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You tried to beat me up that one time when you went crazy.

ok thanks max

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Let's not talk about the time I went crazy in front of the peanut gallery, alright?

Phffft

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
When are you not crazy?

This, I wanna hear.

And then he kept talking about it

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
If Char doesn't want to talk about it I guess I won't talk about it.

Hey that reminds me. You still got that scar on your stomach from my pokedexbeamsword?

/okay thanks max/

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, Max. It went away last time I shed my skin.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well I didn't. You know. Think about it that way.

I guess I never paid that much attention to what reptiles do...

So what do you do with it all? Do you throw it out?

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
I sure as hell ain't keepin' it.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-11-15 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He probably uses it to make life-size statues of himself. I tend to burn the remains of mine.

What's a pokedexbeamsword? Since when to Pokedexes have swords? That sounds awfully counter productive.

Where you trying to scan Char and it went in his chest? BECAUSE LOL.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-16 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's a pokedex that's also a beamsword. And no, I wan't tryin' to scan Char.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He should just be the bigger man and walk away from this. Obviously Char's just being a huge troll. Just ignore it. You're better than this.

No he's not.]

You shut your stupid fuckface fuckmouth you are next, bitch.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna demonstrate your paddleball skills at me, too? That kinda threat really ain't too scary when you lost that badly, buddy.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
ImageI don't need your commentary, deadweight. I've got somethin' better than a paddleball. Maybe I'll introduce you to it sometime.

[shit just got canon]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[And then chainsaws were super effective forever]

What, you plannin' on showin' me your yo-yo impression next?

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Chainsaw collection.

[Ha ha ha is he serious? Yes, he actually is.]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Chainsaws. Right. Okay.

[Nope not buying a word of it.]

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Image[YOUR MISTAKE, CHAR]

Drop by. I'll give you a fuckin' demonstration.

Max is helping again

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Chainsaws run on gas, don't they?

Why would those be any good to use against a guy who breathes fire? You'd just end up with a bunch of chainsaws that don't work anymore 'cause the other guy made 'em all blow up.

Max is really dumb except when it comes to knowing how to make things blow up/ beat shit up

Re: Max is helping again

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Image[Vinnie has no idea how fire works okay

brb as Vinnie goes to relocate all his chainsaws now that Char knows his closet is filled with delightfully flammable objects.

Maybe bring them all on a certain rescue mission huh

Yeah]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[And all is forgiven, Max.

Mental note to self: embark on chainsaw hunt]

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[They all went with him on the Egg Carrier and then he's gonna save Lash and then Lash is gonna install lasers in his mouth and then you'll be sorry.]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Mouth lasers. Genius.

And then Vinnie tried to make out with a girl and it all went HORRIBLY WRONG.]

VINNIE WHAT

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
::BROMANCE, BRO, NOT ROMANCE.::

[identity profile] ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, and I missed it?

Tell me there's a recordin' or somethin'.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
God, I wish. You shoulda been there, Casper. It was like pittin' a bullfrog against a truck.