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rivalkidneypunch) wrote2010-11-13 02:26 am
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So, Vinnie.
Glad to see all that mountaintop trainin' paid off. You looked real impressive out on the battlefield. Real manly and shit.
I especially liked watchin' the part where you got your warty ass handed to you. So... the entire thing, basically.
Glad to see all that mountaintop trainin' paid off. You looked real impressive out on the battlefield. Real manly and shit.
I especially liked watchin' the part where you got your warty ass handed to you. So... the entire thing, basically.
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You, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure you could have survived maybe one minute...and I'm being awfully generous here...before he would have grabbed you by the tail and knocked you out cold. POW!
Right between the eyes too.
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Look, when the best comeback y'got is "I bet you probably maybe woulda lost", that's a real good sign y'got nothin'. The hell would I wanna beat Max up for anyway?
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Max is totally helping
ok thanks max
Phffft
When are you not crazy?This, I wanna hear.
And then he kept talking about it
Hey that reminds me. You still got that scar on your stomach from my pokedexbeamsword?
/okay thanks max/
:O
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I guess I never paid that much attention to what reptiles do...
So what do you do with it all? Do you throw it out?
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He probably uses it to make life-size statues of himself.I tend to burn the remains of mine.What's a pokedexbeamsword? Since when to Pokedexes have swords? That sounds awfully counter productive.
Where you trying to scan Char and it went in his chest?
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No he's not.]
You shut your stupid fuckface fuckmouth you are next, bitch.
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[shit just got canon]
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What, you plannin' on showin' me your yo-yo impression next?
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[Ha ha ha is he serious? Yes, he actually is.]
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[Nope not buying a word of it.]
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Drop by. I'll give you a fuckin' demonstration.
Max is helping again
Why would those be any good to use against a guy who breathes fire? You'd just end up with a bunch of chainsaws that don't work anymore 'cause the other guy made 'em all blow up.
Max is really dumb except when it comes to knowing how to make things blow up/ beat shit upRe: Max is helping again
Vinnie has no idea how fire works okaybrb as Vinnie goes to relocate all his chainsaws now that Char knows his closet is filled with delightfully flammable objects.
Maybe bring them all on a certain rescue mission huh
Yeah]
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Mental note to self: embark on chainsaw hunt]
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And then Vinnie tried to make out with a girl and it all went HORRIBLY WRONG.]
What girl.
MAX WATCH OUT
VINNIE WHAT
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Tell me there's a recordin' or somethin'.
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