rivalkidneypunch: (poke - up to no good)
Char ([personal profile] rivalkidneypunch) wrote2010-11-13 02:26 am

[Not private at all]

So, Vinnie.

Glad to see all that mountaintop trainin' paid off. You looked real impressive out on the battlefield. Real manly and shit.

I especially liked watchin' the part where you got your warty ass handed to you. So... the entire thing, basically.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He should just be the bigger man and walk away from this. Obviously Char's just being a huge troll. Just ignore it. You're better than this.

No he's not.]

You shut your stupid fuckface fuckmouth you are next, bitch.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna demonstrate your paddleball skills at me, too? That kinda threat really ain't too scary when you lost that badly, buddy.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
ImageI don't need your commentary, deadweight. I've got somethin' better than a paddleball. Maybe I'll introduce you to it sometime.

[shit just got canon]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[And then chainsaws were super effective forever]

What, you plannin' on showin' me your yo-yo impression next?

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Chainsaw collection.

[Ha ha ha is he serious? Yes, he actually is.]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Chainsaws. Right. Okay.

[Nope not buying a word of it.]

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Image[YOUR MISTAKE, CHAR]

Drop by. I'll give you a fuckin' demonstration.

Max is helping again

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Chainsaws run on gas, don't they?

Why would those be any good to use against a guy who breathes fire? You'd just end up with a bunch of chainsaws that don't work anymore 'cause the other guy made 'em all blow up.

Max is really dumb except when it comes to knowing how to make things blow up/ beat shit up

Re: Max is helping again

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Image[Vinnie has no idea how fire works okay

brb as Vinnie goes to relocate all his chainsaws now that Char knows his closet is filled with delightfully flammable objects.

Maybe bring them all on a certain rescue mission huh

Yeah]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[And all is forgiven, Max.

Mental note to self: embark on chainsaw hunt]

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[They all went with him on the Egg Carrier and then he's gonna save Lash and then Lash is gonna install lasers in his mouth and then you'll be sorry.]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Mouth lasers. Genius.

And then Vinnie tried to make out with a girl and it all went HORRIBLY WRONG.]

VINNIE WHAT

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
::BROMANCE, BRO, NOT ROMANCE.::