Phone Post

[rivalkidneypunch]

[You have reached the phone of one (1) Char. Call, text, send him nudes, do whatever your heart desires -- just be kind enough to leave a date and time.]

Comments

[rivalkidneypunch]

why is this even a question

[rivalsolarbeam]

It's real derp. Maybe we can just make them fight tho. Yeah okay I am getting two.

[rivalkidneypunch]

if its derp then thats even better. are they super expensive? if theyre just dollar store-ass things then get like twelve of them i'll pay you back for it

[rivalsolarbeam]

yeah they're weren't much let me go back in.

[U-TURN.]

[rivalkidneypunch]

attaboy. txt me when you get home ok? i'm at my office rn

[rivalsolarbeam]

Okay can do. Be the productive teacher guy.

[rivalkidneypunch]

teacher guy's a given, but we'll see about productive

[rivalsolarbeam]

Heh.

[AND THEN. A WHILE LATER.]

I am home with the hobo army.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Mind bringin em to the teachers lounge? i got an idea what to do with these and i'm pretty sure you already know what that idea is

[rivalsolarbeam]

Probably. Hobo army on the move, then.

[AND LO. A WHILE LATER STILL. A whole bunch of yellow popping in through the teacher's lounge door.]

Yo.

[He holds up. THE BAG.]

[rivalkidneypunch]

[THE BAG... Char's at his side pronto, tail already starting up some mischievous waving.]

Let's see what we're workin' with. I'm thinkin' we could fit a few in Coach's desk, maybe slide a few into a filin' cabinet if we're feelin' creative, hey?

[rivalsolarbeam]

They're not too big.

[And they were not. They were also a little weird. There was goopy looking plastic fire around a wrist. These were awful.

Awfully wonderful.]

We could set one up doing something on top of the lockers in the locker room too and see how long it takes for anyone to notice.