[[hay let's blame General Guy for stuff going missing :V THIS CANNOT FAIL]]

[rivalkidneypunch]

AAAAAAAHHH MY LISA FRANK COLLECTION

GENNY WHAT THE SHIT WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TMS. WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY STUFF.
YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THEM FOR CHRISSAKES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Shit. You'd better be thankful you have classes right now or I'd be ruinin' you. Maybe some chocolate almonds'll calm me d

AAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL
YOU ATE MY GODDAMN ALMONDS?!
I AM GOING TO SNAP YOU INTO PIECES AND THEN GLUE THE PIECES BACK TOGETHER SO I CAN SET THEM ON FIRE
I WILL NEVER STOP DESTROYIN' YOU
THIS IS THE WORST GODDAMN BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER [[lol going back and editing once he's slightly less pissed :V]]
YOU PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SHITSTAIN

Comments

[toyboxarmy.livejournal.com]

That was certainly not me, sir! Despite any amount of dislike I hold towards you, I would never engage in something as dishonorable as stealing your belongings!

[[Okay he's calmer now. Sort of. :V]]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Bullshit.
How come none of your shit got touched if it wasn't you?