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[rivalkidneypunch]

The dance was a real good time.
Hope Rasputin didn't give you too much hassle while I was out, Genny. Heh.


*And now, an experiment totally not involving a random name on his flist.*

Hey Scarfy.
You're fat.

Comments

[raced_god]

You just have a problem with everyone don't you?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I think Tommy Douglas was a pretty swell guy.


Other than that, you're pretty much on the mark.

[sweetfiend.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? That's cool.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Do my eyes deceive me? If I didn't know better, I'd say somebody wasn't flippin' shit at the slightest provocation.

[sweetfiend.livejournal.com]

No, you're eyes are fine. :I

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

This is a historic day for Sumabura.

Do you think you could pretend to be an incredibly ignorant little girl for a bit? Strangely enough, I don't have all of the school throwin' threats my way yet.

[sweetfiend.livejournal.com]

No thanks, I like being a little boy who can take a joke. Or whatever.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You're a dyin' breed around here, Scarfy.

[sweetfiend.livejournal.com]

Yes, unfortunately.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Eh, whatever.

S'lots more fun for me if everyone around here gets their panties in a bunch over nothin'.

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

*offscreen lol/whatevs*

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, was fun.
No matter how bad you are at dancing, hehehe!
>D

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm bad at it because I'm so fat. :(

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seriously, learn to purge, bitch.

Nobody likes a fat chick.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

;_; Can't you see I eat because I'm unhappy?
I'm gonna go throw up FOREVER baaaaawwwhawwhaww

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Go cry, emo kid.
...

God, I love you sometimes. XD

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Takes two to tango, Casper. I'm nothin' more than an instigator see Bulba, I remember what it means.

[rivalrazorleaf]

Very good, I'm proud of you ba.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Heh--... hey, wait. Ain't I s'posed to be the one sayin' all that big brother kinda stuff?

[rivalrazorleaf]

Hehehe.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

...Wait... what?

Hello I'm a derp. :D

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Lemme put it this way.

I provide the spark, the derps of this fine establishment provide the fuel... and you provide a couple gallons of gasoline.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Oh! Haha, wow, I must be real out of it or somethin'.

Speaking of which, y'know the teacher that tased me, kidnapped me, and is now forcing me into a gang war(which I really don't mind so much)?
I been meaning to set his facial hair on fire.
Mind helping me with that?

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

*Laughing in his dorm*

[bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com]

Scarfy is fat like sister Petunia?

That's good! People say people who eat a lot get fat so I don't know how I'm not! o^o;

((OH HOJI, YOU ARE SO OBLIVIOUS. >:))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I'd watch what I say if I were you.
Last time I called her fat half the school was out for my blood and some asian kid tried to fight me.

[bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com]

But how is it bad?

I don't see how it is bad and I mean it in a good way because I like my sister? o^o What is asian :I What does Asian mean?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

For one thing, it's unhealthy. There's a shitload of health risks I won't get involved with, and people that just sit around gettin' fat feel shittier mentally and physically than normal folks. I ain't exactly an angel, but it ain't for nothin' that gluttony's a sin.

For another, it's gross. If I wanted to see rollin' hills I'd look at some mountains, not at my classmates.

Asian... ask yer sister. She's the one bangin' the Asian kid.

[bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com]

Being unhealthy isn't good and feeling bad isn't good either...

But it isn't gross! I think Petunia is very very pretty. o^o But I won't bite you over it because you are teaching me things!

I will then! Banging? Sister wouldn't hit anyone!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You and half a dozen boys, apparently. Some guys'll say anythin' to get in a girl's pants, though.

Not what I meant. And your sister was totally gonna go hit that little midget with a thong on his head.

[bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com]

I wonder why they'd want to be in a girl's pants because that would be uncomfortable! Now I know to never wear pants!! oUo

Yes, but that was for a good reason because he was being mean to Aniki!

Lalala You can't see this!

[rivalrazorleaf]

*is just sort of staring at this conversation in some sort of confused horror. Why do you do this, Hojita. Whyyy.*

Re: Lalala You can't see this!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

No, no. Y'see, fat chicks are easy because nobody likes 'em, so desperate guys say they're pretty an' shit, so they put out, and the vicious cycle goes on. I don't mean literally.
Though I won't say anythin' about you never wearin' pants because I bet Bulba'd like that.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, kid. Shit like that is what gets me detentions. There ain't no way the whole world is gonna be nice to you plant-derps for your whole lives. That ain't how things work.

Re: Lalala You can't see this!

[rivalrazorleaf]

*ABLABLABALAAAA*

Re: Lalala You can't see this!

[raced_god]

Re: Lalala You can't see this!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[pudgy-purple.livejournal.com]

Why is everybody saying people are fat today?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I _{you're fat} dunno what _{you're fat} you're talkin' about _{you're fat}, kid. <sub>you're fat



you're fat</sub>

[pudgy-purple.livejournal.com]

The small words make the sentence not make sense.

I know I am fat. You have said it before anyway.

[clobbadatkirbeh.livejournal.com]