No, no. Y'see, fat chicks are easy because nobody likes 'em, so desperate guys say they're pretty an' shit, so they put out, and the vicious cycle goes on. I don't mean literally.
Though I won't say anythin' about you never wearin' pants because I bet Bulba'd like that.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, kid. Shit like that is what gets me detentions. There ain't no way the whole world is gonna be nice to you plant-derps for your whole lives. That ain't how things work.