rivalkidneypunch | (no subject)

Man, November's a damn depressing month.
Only day that I really looked forward to was my birthday, and that's never really anything special. I guess Bulba knows about it now, but it don't look like Green or Blastoise had any clue.
...Hate havin' people make a fuss over me, anyway. It's... weird. I dunno why Bulba bothers. Maybe nobody's remembered to tell him to ignore me 'cause I'm nothin' but bad news.
Hell, maybe he's one of the people sayin' it.

...Kid's really growin' up. Maybe I shouldn'tve been so blunt with his clingy lady friend. ~~Just... pisses me off that everyone tries to shelter an' coddle those little plant-derps. The world's a damn cruel place and they've only got four years here to learn it.~~ Ah, screw it. What do I know?

This gloomy weather's puttin' me in a weird-ass mood.

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Don't think Rasputin's likin' the cold so much. He refuses to go outside and he keeps campin' out by my tail.
I've been feedin' him, but... I don't want him gettin' soft and forgettin' how to hunt. There's gotta be a way to make him earn his meals. This room's too cramped for him to be gettin' any exercise, too. It wasn't so bad when he was little, but... he ain't exactly little no more. I think he's about done growin', but... I really don't got any clue how big skulltulas get.
Can't go to the track since it's outside. Can't go to the pool 'cause I won't risk him drownin' when I can't even swim myself. Can't go to the gym 'cause I don't think I'm exactly welcome there, heh.
I'll think of somethin'. No spider of mine is gettin' fat and lazy.

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Um... Maybe you can see if you can borrow the cafeteria? The tables would have to get moved, but its really big and inside and stuff ba!

((Char. Char what are you doing. You aren't supposed to make me sad Char what.))

Huh, good idea. I'll talk to Nancy and see if he minds, I guess.

((lol whoops :V brb editing entry to "lol (insert pikloli here) sure is fat"))

Maybe he and Rasputin can wrestle or something oAo

((Pffffft. :V))

Dunno that Rasputin'll be much of a wrestler. His legs are all pretty spindly, and if I can flip him, I'm sure Nancy can. ~~Though I think he just lets me do it for the tummy rubs.~~

I agree with ya on that one. November's cold as hell.

I wouldn't exactly call hell cold, y'know.

Figure of speech, but I wouldn't be surprised if this IS hell.

Take it you ain't likin' it here, then?

CAN YOUR SKULLTELLA GUY LIFT WEIGHTS?

'Cause there's always the weightroom!

I dunno about liftin', but he can sure as hell drag shit providin' somebody ties it to him first.

*BUT AWWW HE DID NOT FORGET...BUT HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT WRITE HIS NAME ON THE GIFT BAG. ALSO YOUR SPIDER MIGHT HAVE HIDDEN YOUR CHOCOLATE ALMONDS OR SOMETHING*

~~((Fang stole the Chocolate Almonds))~~

((HE GOT CHAR ANOTHER BAG))

((LOL BLASTOISE you're a sweetie but Char was TOO TSUNDERE to ever tell Green Team when his birthday was :V))

((OKAY GO DELETE GEEZ CHAR YOUR TWINDRILLS ARE NASTY.))

... You can use the gym if you wish.

...

Whatever.

It's your spider who needs the exercise. Not letting one grouchy dumb owner ruin him. Just use it, before I change my mind.