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[rivalkidneypunch]

Mistletoe. Huh.

I ever tell you guys about Charmeleon Christmas traditions? Yeah, we have one where if you ain't hot, then instead of a kiss I punch you in the throat.

I hope that you'll all respect my culture.

Comments

[iwannarawk.livejournal.com]

*Good thing Rawk is the picture of avian beauty~*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Good thing Rawk protects his throat with five pounds of bling anyways.*

[pudgy-purple.livejournal.com]

*Petunia feels her forehead. Nope, not too hot. Not cold, either... Better stay away just in case.*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Smart girl.*

[grassanova.livejournal.com]

*Yes, it is my mission to have as many gay kisses as possible, thank you for noticing, mwah~*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Oh gee kisses from a pretty girl? DON'T MIND IF I DO.*

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I've been givin' guys manly punches to the shoulder all day, Char.

You want one?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Lay it on me, big guy.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::MANLY PAAAAAAAWNCH::

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Holy crap Char is nearly bowled over by BICEPS OF GLORY*

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

Do I meet your standards?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Dark-types ain't usually my thing, but I'll make an exception.

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered. ♥

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's what the holiday spirit's all about, ain't it? *kiss for you, teach*

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

I dunno, hon, you really think I meet your standards?
I certaintly got nothin' on Biomech, hehehe.
....
Wanna go double-team her?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Best idea I've heard in ages.

*but you get a smooch first anyways.*

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!
I hope you can run, I heard she's been shootin' shit all day.

*Oh boy, like you haven' given me like fifty today. Oh well, she doesn't mind.*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

She already gave me somethin' to think about earlier today. Round two oughta be a real barrel of monkeys.

*Isn't that the true meaning of Christmas, though? Public makeouts with your girlfriend?*

[rivalrazorleaf]

*feels its smarter to go for a TOTALLY MANLY HUG this time.*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Yooouuu can have my BIG GAY MANLY HUG.*

((mun is a fag and could not resist))

[fushigisou.livejournal.com]

*This is probably one of those moments where Ivy turned a corner, saw Char, turned round on her heel and fast-walked the hell away :D; <3*

Re: ((mun is a fag and could not resist))

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*No mistletoe kisses, Ivy? Char just pretended to be busy punching NPC Student #753 in the throat but secretly he is crushed :c HE'LL CORNER YOU YET.*

[rainbowend.livejournal.com]

*Ana isn't beautiful, but you get a kiss just because you hang out with Rawk, Jerkmeleon*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Jerkmeleon probably has no clue who you are, Ana, but girlkisses are A-OK in his book.*

[rainbowend.livejournal.com]

*What you mean he doesn't totally hold a gudge against her for the one time she commented on his journal saying he's a jerk? He really is a jerk~*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Sorry Ana but he is far too busy hating everyone to remember why he hates them. Char is a busy man.*

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

*he probably got punched for kissing too long?*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Either that or punted. Unnecessarily-long shotapuff kisses make him uncomfortable, and that's NO GOOD.*

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

*Okay, he gave you another peck before running away 8D*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Okay there are intentionally missing Flamethrowers for that one.*

[rivalrazorleaf]

*Bulba hopes you at least punted somewhat gently this time*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Define gently?*

[rivalrazorleaf]

*It didn't leave a permanent mark? oAo?*

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

*... ohhhhhh yeah, Char, Goose is gonna avoid you like the plague now. Not that he didn't before, though.*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Ew gross. Char is looking for ~hot ladies~ not skyscraper hair.*

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

*Not even to roast? THANK GOD for Goose, however his mun thoroughly enjoys the torture, so what awwwwww 8V*

[too-dimented.livejournal.com]

*warps in, plants a kiss on his cheek and warps away laughing because THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT FIREBUTT HAW HAW*

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*GDIT MENTOS ONE OF THESE DAYS HE IS GONNA SET YOUR HAT ON FIIIIIRE.*

[fireytrap.livejournal.com]

*As soon as he encounters him in the hall he'll totally pull a Dimentio as well hee hee.*

[loudflowerpower.livejournal.com]

*Comes up to him and activates her Thunderhand.*

Payback time, lizard-boy. >;D

*Grabs his nipple through his shirt with Thunderhand, and twists it. GAH, ELECTRIC PURPLE-NURPLE*