rivalkidneypunch

[[OOC: Backdated to before drinking thread, I just suck at LJ. XD]]

The past few days have kinda sucked. I'm in a real shitty mood right about now.
I... ain't won a single fight the whole time I've been here.
I tied with that mutt, and I can't even call that poodle takin' cheap shots at me a real fight, but...
Ugh. I hate to admit it, but that Duon punk messed me up real good. This is gonna be a long year, with me stuck roomin' with that... thing.
I'll get even, he'll see. I just hope word don't spread too much before then.
If Green finds out...

Christ, Green!
What the hell was up with that, today?
He said he was comin'!! Me an' Bulba waited the whole time!
It didn't get to me so much while I was there, since there was plenty to distract me, but... fuck. I hate it when humans do that. If you say you're gonna be there, then be there!! Who says I'm gonna wait forever?! Who says you're worth that much? Huh??
If you're gonna do that to me, then whatever, fuck you. Been there, done that. But Bulba? He doesn't deserve that.
Sittin' here now, thinkin' about it... dammit, it makes me angry. I bust my ass for that kid every freakin' day. If somebody so much as mentions his name funny, I'll snap 'em in half! So why can't he even be bothered to show up? It ain't like it's that hard to even say "actually, changed my mind, I ain't comin'!"
Just like a human. Don't know why I was so excited about gettin' this humanized form.
Y'know what? I don't look anything at all like Green. And I'm glad.

... School year sure is interestin' so far.
I'm sore as hell. Wish I could ask for a potion.

Hey, Green!
You even readin' this?
What do you think? You recognize me as a human? Heh... guess it's a bit obvious, what with the tail 'an all. I was gonna show you at the cafe today, but...
Well anyway, me an' Bulba had a good time. Didn't get into a single fight. I was the very picture of self-restraint.
We'll be joinin' your dance class. The tubby Prinplup that teaches it said he'd be showin' us Swords Dance. You okay with that? You can pick which move you want me forgettin' if you think it'll come in handy. I'm workin' on a way to go all humanized without the TM, so I'll have my fourth move back eventually.

Speakin' of dance class... I'm lookin' forward to seein' how dippy you look in those uniforms Tubby Prinplup mentioned, Casper. We definitely need to get together and make some plans. You know what I mean, I'm sure.

Hey, Bulba!
I know you'll keep quiet.
You adjustin' to that new body alright? You were doin' fine at the cafe.
I'm sure Tubby Prinplup won't care if you ditch class. Can Bulbasaurs even learn Petal Dance?
...Look, uh... if you ever... ah, screw it. We'll hang out sometime, twerp.
Just 'cause we're in a big-ass school don't mean we ain't still teammates.

...Looky here. Duon just went out. Think I'll maybe go for a little stroll, too.

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Green, you stupid fuck!
Take a hint! I thought I told you to get lost!
I...
I ain't even strong. Three fights this week, Green, and -- !

Just... go away, Green.

What the hell is wrong with you? You'd never talk to me like this but now you just felt like shoutin' your mouth off? You.. ugh, I don't want to deal with this.

You're my Pokemon, why can't you hear me out on anything? Don't make me come over there.

If you don't wanna deal with it, then why are you still here?!
I already--
Are...

Are you threatenin' me?

Yeah I am! If you can't be a man enough to face your problems you ain't my Pokemon! If a punch to my face will make you feel any better I'm willing to take it.

Green, you asshole!
Even if you're my trainer, nobody says Charmeleon ain't a man!
You just come over here and we'll see what these stupid human fists of mine can do!

Fine, don't say I didn't warn you!

Hmph.

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